Twitter | Search | |
This is the legacy version of twitter.com. We will be shutting it down on 15 December 2020. Please switch to a supported browser or device. You can see a list of supported browsers in our Help Center.
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas
extremely dad online. the views expressed are my own, and even that is tenuous.
8,175
Tweets
230
Following
868
Followers
Tweets
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 30m
Replying to @thejasonkirk
Strong “somehow Palpatine has returned” vibes
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 32m
Replying to @Adam_J_Tweets
Very concerned that Wingstop is going to tell me where the fudge is made
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 33m
The Rise of Skywalker (a drunken second viewing, alone, on a whim in Daytona). The magic of theaters is that it is the only time I’ve enjoyed that movie.
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 4h
for no reason whatsoever I recall George Carlin's line 'Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.'
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 5h
Replying to @gourmetspud
have never seen my dad laugh harder than when he escapes the rhino puppet in the second one
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 5h
Replying to @actioncookbook
oh hey my wife IS an asthmatic teacher tho
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 5h
Replying to @DOBrienATL
there wasn't a universal DH announced until like one month before the season, and the NL won the world series
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 5h
Replying to @edsbs
is that the one where he rips a woman's scalp off
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 5h
Replying to @ESPN_BillC
2015 ME: hey now one of those programs has skated by with nothing but cupcakes on its schedule, and the other is Coastal
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 5h
Replying to @ESPN_BillC
explain to someone five years ago that Georgia-Oregon is significantly less intriguing and entertaining than Oklahoma-Indiana
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 6h
Replying to @MattBerry05
(this is technically illegal right now but I believe Disney wa$ working toward$ making it not illegal)
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 6h
Replying to @MattBerry05
the clear endgame is Disney, AT&T, and Universal each buying one of AMC, Regal, insert other large theater chain and just using them as premium options for the content they're already just gonna put on their streaming platforms
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 6h
gonna miss movie theaters
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 6h
Replying to @38Godfrey
"we'll create our own NCAA. with hookers, and blackjack"
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 6h
I agree with Bobby Knight
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 7h
Replying to @38Godfrey
you could also wear it to Preds games
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 7h
Replying to @38Godfrey
this would be perfect for the 1.5 weeks during football season you can actually wear this in Atlanta
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 10h
MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 10h
Replying to @BurritoBrosShit
honestly I feel like Jacksonville residents would prefer to be an aggrieved former NFL fanbase than to actually have the Jaguars
Reply Retweet Like
We Wish You Matt Berry Christmas 10h
Replying to @loljocks_grimey
URBS: [is offered flour tortilla with scrambled eggs and one piece of bacon and cheddar cheese] no thanks, I don't usually go for ethnic food this early
Reply Retweet Like