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Masycre
I stream when I can, not that good at it but eh; I also sometimes like to post when I know of cool peeps streaming.
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Masycre Sep 11
Replying to @Zippo
So I'm assuming that's a "yes" to it being ruined by butane?
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Masycre Sep 8
if I was mistakenly told butane would work in my zippo, will it be fine when my zippo fluid comes in, or is my zippo ruined?
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Masycre Sep 8
When the coworker you don't like whines to you bout possibly having to quit or not show up if no one can take his shift
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Masycre Sep 8
4. Don't trust Home Depot employees, their motto should be "Our employees don't know jack shit" a lesson my dumb ass fails to remember
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Masycre Sep 8
3. I struggle trying to light the lighter, only lighting the case on fire briefly, and ruining a flint, in one day... moral of the story...
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Masycre Sep 8
2. I tell them I need lighter fluid for my zippo, they point me to the butane, all I know is butane is flammable, so i get it. Get home..
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Masycre Sep 8
1. So I got my first zippo, I'm a dumbass, only know it needs fluid, no gas station nearby has any, so I go into Home Depot cuz it's close
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Cole M. Sprouse Sep 6
All you folks at burning man practicing apocalypse all these years can just wear your outfits home this year, this shit real now.
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Masycre Sep 5
Replying to @Civil_Warlord
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Masycre Sep 3
Replying to @TraceyCola
Pen15? Distraction mode activated?
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Masycre Sep 2
Medical helicopter is from a company called ornge, I wonder if their slogan is "ornge you glad we didn't drop you?"
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Masycre Sep 2
...Slow your frikken roll Debra, 5 minutes isn't gonna help you catch Barb banging your husband in your family minivan outside Waffle House.
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Masycre Sep 2
... "is there anyone else you can call to help out? Just looks like it may take a while" then chuckles. The line took no time. ...
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Masycre Sep 2
Lady literally just gets in line and asks an employee who's doing something...
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Dennis Sep 1
In just over two hours we are doing a thing. By current donations it looks like we are starting with 3 giveaways. Gives Back
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Dennis Sep 1
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Masycre Aug 26
Mayweather better hope McGreggor doesn't get the high ground, didn't bode well vs anakin
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Masycre Aug 25
a good addition on the app would be a "purge" in the menu when you click on a username, just a quick 1sec instead of typing it out
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Masycre Aug 23
If you're not following them you are missing out DO IT MEOW!
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Masycre Aug 23
Pooped my pants three times 2day, once when the sexy Swede hosted and when the lovely sultry did.
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