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Mary Dunbar
YA writer. Newspaper columnist. Cat herder. Preschooler mom. Book lover. House-elf. member. Ravenclaw. alum. She/her. Rep'd by .
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Mary Dunbar 6h
Replying to @lauraeweymouth
Selfie cat selfies
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Mary Dunbar 6h
The Green Shadow of the Pencil Dragon From the Bar Star
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Mary Dunbar 6h
Awww, darn. I tried really hard to think of something, but I'm coming up blank. Other than, like, everyone in my house being alive and generally healthy, which is basic human life, I haven't accomplished anything that I can think of.
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Mary Dunbar 7h
Replying to @addiethorley
I wish you did too! That's completely ridiculous for Santa pictures. He needs a reality check.
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Mary Dunbar 7h
Replying to @laurenkarcz
Yes! I want to commiserate over pie please.
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Mary Dunbar 7h
Friends with agents, how long does it take you to hear back from your agent? Not counting weekends, holidays, out of office messages, emergencies, etc. of course.
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Mary Dunbar 8h
Replying to @MeganNCPeterson
True. Unless they're balding and have a weird shaped head.
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Mary Dunbar 8h
Replying to @addiethorley
YIKES! We went to the Santa at the State Park, who is also going to be at the Fire House this weekend, and it's free and you can take your own photo. We've done the package photos before but they had different amounts, prices, and sizes.
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Mary Dunbar 8h
Replying to @MeganNCPeterson
RESIST! Let your hair take a break and enjoy it darker during the cold months. I like having darker hair during the winter, though. It goes with my sweaters better. :)
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Mary Dunbar 8h
Replying to @louisethebaker
That's a great place to start! :)
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Mary Dunbar 8h
Replying to @louisethebaker
My BFF made a banner for our Thanksgiving Day "Friendsgiving," and she misplaced it. Today she texted me to let me know she found it with the Christmas decorations.
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Mary Dunbar 8h
Replying to @Fizzygrrl
Both segments are horribly worded to say the least. 😬 My writer brain is cringing.
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Mary Dunbar 9h
Replying to @kbuttonw
If I die from eating uncooked cookie dough, it's better than falling into a wood chipper or, you know, any of a million other deaths, so there's that...
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Mary Dunbar 9h
Replying to @Fizzygrrl
My son informed me that there are multiple Santas, like there are multiple Green Lanterns. I said, "Of course!"
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Mary Dunbar 9h
I wrote Baby-Sitters Club fanfic...
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Mary Dunbar 11h
Replying to @showupforthis
I love your tweets. They're always guaranteed to make me smile and/or get my brain gears turning, and if you have time, I could use a compliment.
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Mary Dunbar 11h
Please share with your friends.
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Mary Dunbar 14h
I couldn't fall asleep last night, so my brain came up with random thoughts, like: how does a sewing machine work? Does our dryer still beep when it's finished (haven't heard it recently)? Random story idea. Does laying on my stomach have the same effect as a weighted blanket?
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Mary Dunbar 14h
Replying to @Writer_Carrie
Nope, that's the perfect board book age! :)
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Mary Dunbar 23h
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