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The Weak And The Wounded
Don't put words in my mouth, Iggy Azalea.
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The Weak And The Wounded 10h
its always exciting when a royal child is born and you calculate how many relatives they'd have to murder to take the throne
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The Weak And The Wounded 11h
people need to stop referring to story beats as cliches. yeah its a thing that happened in a movie that also happened in another movie, shut up
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The Weak And The Wounded 14h
"we're so close, we finish each others-"(i say "sentences", you say "lives" and slice both our throats with a razor in one clean swipe)
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The Weak And The Wounded 18h
everyone who works on this show is a low fucking dog who can get fucked
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The Weak And The Wounded 21h
wh auden is the man who wrote thomas the tank engine i refuse to be moved on this
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 14
i love ads for home loans that keep talking about how easy it is to sign up as if the thing that worries most people about being in debt is the paperwork
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 13
Replying to @LisaDib1
ive still definitely picked a side though
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 13
the saddest scene in lion king isnt the death of mufasa, its the part where the hyenas think theyre going to live in a world free from murderous tyrannical lion rule and sing "no king no king lalalalalala" and scar brutally shuts them down
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𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎 🦇 Oct 12
last night's svu about incels was very good
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 13
i was about to write "The Apostle on netflix slaps" but then i thought jesus martin, youre 32, grow old with some fucking grace, so it is my sad duty to report that The Apostle on netflix is indeed fully sick
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James Whale’s Bride of Gritty Oct 12
set down an empty ice cream mug on top of the Bible because “it’s just the ESV anyway”
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
fluid or ointment
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Billionare Mindset Oct 8
porn is fake. girl and guy are not in love
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
Replying to @LisaDib1
why isnt the theme "this charming man" but with the lyrics changed to "these charming women"
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
all interviews with morrissey should revolve around the theme song to charmed and questions about plot details on charmed
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
"I told you i didnt think a gender reveal party was a good idea" "youre too politically correct, its just a bit of fun ...3,2,1, ITS A GIRL" HENRY VIII: "what the fuck guys"
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
me: all im saying is its really disrespectful when families dont honor the wishes of the deceased solicitor: for the last time martin, it is not legal to arrange to have your body "found floating in the canal"
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
we'll do that thing where you stain the treasure map with tea, so it looks all crinkly and old, like in pirate movies solicitor: martin this meeting was supposed to be about drafting a will
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
charlatan minister, getting run out of towns on the reg
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The Weak And The Wounded Oct 12
aw man love it when the connection fucks up and netflix goes low res like you're watching a shitty pirated screener
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