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Martin Dunlop
Don't put words in my mouth, Iggy Azalea.
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Martin Dunlop 17h
casting idris elba as bond directly contradicts fleming's description of "thin tight lips, smooth white skin, and the softest, pinkest nipples that ever you did see"
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Martin Dunlop 18h
7 Steps To The Dreadful Business Of Necessity
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Martin Dunlop 19h
idris elba is an excellent actor who can absolutely play an etonian psychopath who murders foreigners for the british government
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blaine capatch Aug 12
first they came for gavin mcinnes and i said he's right over there
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Martin Dunlop Aug 12
making the most of my coffee breaks at work by performing a two hour tea ceremony each time
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Tim Cougar Mellenclark Aug 11
[New Yorker smacking the hood of a taxi] "Hey, I'm sorry here! I'm sorry here! You've got right of way!"
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Martin Dunlop Aug 10
Replying to @HadleyDonaldson
yeah descent made me puke too. theres a lovely rhythm to those old games though
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Martin Dunlop Aug 10
Replying to @HadleyDonaldson
oh yeah heretic was way better, i replayed both last year and hexen is weird and grainy and not fun
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Martin Dunlop Aug 10
the doom 2016 reboot was really good and they should do Heretic reboot as well thank you
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PKMN VIETNAM BOT Aug 9
ASSES IS 1000 DOLLARS
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Martin Dunlop Aug 10
Replying to @VictoriaQOTD @LisaDib1
you should follow this account
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Martin Dunlop Aug 10
tag urself im meaningless and irritating
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Martin Dunlop Aug 10
The 9 Films You See At
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Kal Aug 8
friend: whats the matter me: just found out i have a latex allergy friend: oh shit that means you can't- me: *tearing up* eat anymore balloons
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Martin Dunlop Aug 8
this is the greatest
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Alanta Colley Aug 8
Tell me a sadder tale than that of how the spirit of the poor washer woman who just loved to sing was trapped in a modern day washing machine, which is why the machine sings a song each time the load is done. I’ll wait.
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Meredith B. Kile Aug 7
a little worried about the VF editor in charge of subheads. you ok, boo?
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Martin Dunlop Aug 8
shania twain standing on top of mangos in the fruit and veg section yelling CRANK THE PA THIS SHIT IS MY JAMMMMM
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Martin Dunlop Aug 8
audibly sighing as shania twain gets the guitar out at a party
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Martin Dunlop Aug 8
you're a bloody loony you are
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