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Martin Dunlop
Don't put words in my mouth, Iggy Azalea.
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Martin Dunlop retweeted
Shaun Feb 19
Paragraph 1: In tough economic times, it can seem impossible to pay off your debts & get on the property ladder. Here's the inspiring tale of how one regular, average 30-year-old did it! Paragraph 3: They always buy store-brand. Paragraph 8: In 2008 their parents gave them 100k
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Martin Dunlop 18h
aaaaaaaargh this is fakkkkkkkeeee
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Martin Dunlop 18h
Replying to @ShaneMatheson
NO
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Martin Dunlop 18h
Replying to @i_before_e
also the wiki page for adj bureau says it made 127.9 million gross so yet again ive got no idea how film funding works
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Martin Dunlop 20h
you know what's insane about that list? The fucking adjustment bureau at number 4
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Martin Dunlop 21h
Replying to @dodgyville
sometimes they get interesting. sometimes they get "interesting"
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Martin Dunlop 23h
Replying to @MartinDunlop1
usually around the time they write "the comic book theyve always wanted to write" and its about how lizard people brain control everyone from the moon
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Martin Dunlop 23h
hey is there any actual evidence that theres something in comic book ink that sends old comic book authors and artists mad as they get older. cos i cant think of an old comic book maker who didnt go really weird
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Martin Dunlop retweeted
Chris Worthington Feb 18
Do👏not👏kill👏a👏sleeping👏god👏if👏you👏are👏not👏ready👏to👏carry👏its👏universe👏in👏your👏own👏dreams👏
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
"more like gack panther" said the sweating investment banker, drug terminology fifteen years out of date and without blinking for days
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
Replying to @MartinDunlop1
a teenager couldnt even get stabbed without doing a tight five from open mic at the improv about dark basements
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
the worst thing about growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s was all our horror films were full of characters complaining about being in horror films
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
want a weatherman to finish an extreme weather warning with "...so i guess stay indoors unless youre some kind of sick legend who can take a little rain without crying about it"
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Martin Dunlop retweeted
all hail king killmonger Nov 6
Replying to @greatcometgirl
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
why is no vodka sold with the slogan "proudly potato"?
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
saw an ad for something called "brooklyn winery" and assumed it was a local euphimism for a sewage treatment plant
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
Replying to @MartinDunlop1
im assuming all his other posts are slipknot lyrics and panels from johnny the homicidal maniac
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Martin Dunlop Feb 18
the cops should take those threats made by george christiansen very seriously. remember how he kept going on about being bullied in high school? if he starts posting photos in a long black coat and sunglasses they should probably raid his house
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Martin Dunlop retweeted
MKupperman Feb 17
WRITER: Here is my essay "The Masses Must Listen to my Wisdom, They Are Stupid" MASSES: Fuck you WRITER: Society is breaking down. That will be the subject of my next essay
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Martin Dunlop retweeted
Colley Feb 17
Garfield is a cat and doesn't have a job. The only ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that Jon suddenly isn't around after having been home all weekend. Garfield doesn't hate Mondays, he loves Jon and is too proud to say it.
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