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Martin Dunlop
Don't put words in my mouth, Iggy Azalea.
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Olly iConic 13h
me: hit that tree with your fist hitman: that’s not what i do me: hundred bucks hitman: no me: will you punch a house
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brans💋n reese 2h
Replying to @bransonreese
It’s a story of kings. Take your fart song outside with the dogs where it belongs.
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brans💋n reese 2h
Lion King would be much better without Timon & Pumbaa. Completely unprofessional. I’m not impressed
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Martin Dunlop 2h
walking past someone who's been up for 4 days on speed and muttering "burning the candle at both ends I see"
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Martin Dunlop 20h
just watched two eps of father brown. in one he forgave a woman for murdering her abusive husband only on the condition she become a nun. In the other, the killer's motive was "lunacy".
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Iron Spike 28 Jul 16
People are asking, so I'm gonna tell you how Cowboys and Aliens got made. Strap in. This is amazing.
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Martin Dunlop 21h
committing suicide by walking up to the detective in a murder mystery and telling them I've been studying the family history and discovered something fascinating that I simply MUST talk to them about later
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Martin Dunlop 22h
I can both imagine willem dafoe having chitin and also saying the word "chitin" with wild eyed delight
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Martin Dunlop 22h
in some small way, aren't we all vincent d'onofrio, beating a dinner table with our fists and roaring for wine
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Shaun Micallef May 23
What kind of world are we living in where an innocent ape out for a walk with his girlfriend can be beaten in broad daylight and NO ONE - not even a dog dressed as a Mexican woman - will stop and help? Luckily, I was there with my phone to record this sad drop in societal norms.
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kevinbiegel May 23
"Page-a six, interior-a bar, Matlock-a walka in, he very mad. He holda uppa a photo. Matlock-a: 'Annya you guysa seen disa lady?'" -- The Pope reading his Matlock spec script at St. Peter, Sunday April 7th, 2018
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Martin Dunlop May 23
Replying to @MartinDunlop1
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Martin Dunlop May 23
Replying to @MartinDunlop1
all the snack stands are now themed after Marrow from X-Men this hasn't gone well at all. all the referees are dressed as Toad from the movie
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Martin Dunlop May 23
bad news guys Marvel bought Etihad stadium but the only superheroes they're allowed to put on it are Rhino and The Sentry
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Jack Druce May 23
I tried to read the dailymail article about Helen Bidou on The last night but it auto played a video of some men fighting in a KFC car park with no context or story attached. Thanks news website.
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Martin Dunlop May 23
Replying to @mckinleaf
nooo
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Martin Dunlop May 23
Replying to @mckinleaf
I assist humans with cash for dying
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Martin Dunlop May 22
ruining my grandparents 60th anniversary wedding album by scrawling "lmao straight people" on all the pictures
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Martin Dunlop May 22
3 people on my train this morning were talking about how they're never going to rob houses again in such a wistful and nostalgic way that they are definitely going to rob houses again
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Martin Dunlop May 22
Replying to @claracupcakes
shadows: the secret history of hollywood
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