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Mark Newman Apr 23
guy on train 111 got on w/o a ticket to DC at Metropark. Conductor told him it would be about $200 to buy a ticket on the train. said he'd have to get off at next stop (Princeton Junc). Conductor didn't check. dude still on
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Mark Newman Apr 21
I could've written this! The Best Modern Musicals Have Been Overlooked Shared from my Google feed
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Mark Newman Apr 20
Breaking News, ... not sure how reliable the sources are, but Rod said to run with it!
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Mark Newman Apr 20
Yes, this. And I'm actually a speaker again.
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Mark Newman Apr 20
Replying to @carychowESPN
Omg ALW didn't write Les Miserables! sometimes I think u do these things to wound me!
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Mark Newman Apr 20
Replying to @carychowESPN
Yes, but can you name, say, 9 ALW showtunes? (w/o Google?)
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Mark Newman Apr 19
The guy I had to shush because we're in an quiet car just gave me a dirty look....Bring it, gramps! We are a nation of laws, people! !
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Mark Newman Apr 19
so what's the rule on smoking at bus stops. I don't want to smell like smoke at work because some method head wants to light up in a bus shelter on a rainy morning
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Mark Newman Apr 17
I don't know what I love more about the whole Michael Cohen thing: Whipping out my spot on Lionel Hutz impression or the fact that "taint team" has entered our vocabulary!
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Mark Newman Apr 16
Gotten 3 flash flood warnings on my phone this am Fingers crossed this orange line makes it to Foggy Bottom before the tunnels turn into massive sewer pipes. Also this car smells like a hooker's ass died.
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Mark Newman Apr 15
How shitty of a businessman is that he has a worse lawyer than a porn star?
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Mark Newman Apr 13
Seriously, this guy is putting boogers away like most of us eat sunflower seeds!
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Mark Newman Apr 13
He got off in Rosslyn Now the healing process can begin
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Mark Newman Apr 13
I think he thinks because I'm not looking directly at him, I can see him. I'm just looking in the window and see his reflection!
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Mark Newman Apr 13
Dear god, the guy eating his boogers is still at it on the orange line!
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Mark Newman Apr 13
Yep just saw a guy on an orange train pick his nose AND EAT IT!!! Happy Friday Everyone!
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Mark Newman Apr 12
The label on my fitted sheet. Is it a statement or a question? Either my linens are versatile or just straight up slutty! Either way, I know I'll sleep easier!
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Mark Newman Apr 11
Man, there's a guy on the bus who REEKS of corn chips! Man, I am craving corn chips! !
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Mark Newman Apr 10
Seriously, do you honestly think that a piece on NFL cheerleaders feeling objectified qualifies as a "news alert" that needs to be sent to my phone? Let's review: impeachment, resignation, indictment, earthquakes, towering infernos, Poseidon adventures = news
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Mark Newman Apr 10
I'm not saying the new drama about the Civil War will be inaccurate, but is Dean Cain really the best choice to play Frederick Douglass?
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