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Mark Newman 2h
Hey since you think the Democrats are so mean to you, you should show everyone and resign! Yeah, that'll show em! Plus, if you think it's bad now, it's gonna be a million times worse this tome next year!!
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Mark Newman Jan 19
I dare anyone to disagree with this opinion : should play King George in
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Mark Newman Jan 17
Obama is 6'1". Trump claims to be 6'3". It's clear here they're roughly the same height. Somebody's lying....
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Mark Newman Jan 17
There is no way a jaundiced hog like is healthy much less in "excellent" health. Somebody should have their medical license revoked. ... maybe after the impeachment?
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Mark Newman Jan 16
Another sign of getting older: After an annual physical you're more concerned about the results of a PSA test than an HIV test!
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Mark Newman Jan 14
Replying to @Amtrak
took a bus up this morning. took 4 hours, cost $30
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Mark Newman Jan 14
Replying to @Amtrak
and just found out that if u cancel a points purchased trip u lose 400 miles!
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Mark Newman Jan 14
why do you continue to find ways to make travel more difficult? it makes NO sense that clerks at the windows can't change a ticket bought w miles. so therefore I'm stuck in that oversized urinal known as penn station 2+ hours!!!
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Mark Newman Jan 14
Note to self: Never ever EVER take the Vermonter. so far, delayed an hour
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Mark Newman Jan 14
Someday in the not too distant future, a horrified child will run crying from his or her grandparents' attic, storage room, garage, etc. holding a worn, sweat-stained red hat and demand an explanation. What excuses will be made?
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Mark Newman Jan 14
I would watch my mouth if I were you since the voters from US shitholes put you in the White House, you bloated orange scrotum!
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Mark Newman Jan 13
Replying to @LittleDebbie
if you have to ask then you never really knew me at all!
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Mark Newman Jan 13
Good news: Got an elliptical right in front of the big TV playing Bad news: It's a rerun of Dateline aka How I Didn't Get Away with Killing Your Mother At least it's not Lockup: Santa Clarita!
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Mark Newman Jan 12
Hey you pig-eyed fuckface, for your information, potential immigrants from Nordic countries think the US is a shithole since YOU have been !
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Mark Newman Jan 11
Here's a throwback Thursday from 97! Cover story on the lighting design for on Broadway. When I take over a magazine, I'm all in!
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Mark Newman Jan 10
I'll have what she's having!
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Mark Newman Jan 10
I better get the popcorn ready...
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Mark Newman Jan 10
Replying to @carychowESPN
It's a symbiotic relationship!
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Mark Newman Jan 10
Apparently someone was not ready for this jelly!
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Mark Newman Jan 10
saw that the London cast of Working will be released but you weren't listed as one of the writers. Will your tunes be included?
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