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Molly Hodgdon
Human female, roughly symmetrical. Comedy and criminology writer.
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☆🌺 makkochi 🌺☆ Aug 16
this is the best tiktok i've ever seen in my entire LIFE
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Molly Hodgdon 5h
Replying to @DunsRun
Oh my gosh, I hope so. She's a good little girl and she deserves the best.
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Molly Hodgdon 7h
Francie is carrying this feather toy that she “killed” all over the apartment and it just looks like she’s got a mad new avant-garde goatee.
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Molly Hodgdon 9h
Replying to @Manglewood
The best part of adopting FIV+ cats is that you get to post about them on social media to make yourself look like a good person.
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Molly Hodgdon 9h
A guy with 4 followers telling a guy with 69.4 thousand followers, “No one cares what your opinion is.” Now THAT is mildly amusing.
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Molly Hodgdon 11h
Replying to @MPsightandsound
She's ridiculously cute. I'm not going to say I'm "happy" she has FIV but if she didn't, someone else definitely would've snapped her up before we got there. The FIV meant we got her!
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Molly Hodgdon 11h
Replying to @Manglewood
And here's my sweet, handsome boy, Fergus. He has FIV, too! FIV cats can live normal, healthy lives but they are often euthanized needlessly because of misconceptions about the virus. Give them a chance! ❤️
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Molly Hodgdon 12h
Look at my beautiful girl. Francie was waiting at the shelter for over a month when we found her simply because she has FIV. My only wish on day is that people learn more about FIV and consider adopting one of these amazing cats!
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Molly Hodgdon 12h
Replying to @PFTompkins
This is exactly why I don’t post photos of my wonderful tortoise Chester any more.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 16
Replying to @AndyRichter @jumblejim
We just finished the first season tonight and I love it so much. For me it's the perfect antidote to superhero fatigue. Plus shows up which always makes cartoon hearts pop out of my eyes.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 16
Replying to @scot_keller
Thank you, but I no longer work for rifftrax.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
Replying to @GennHutchison
Thank you. Every time I lose one I think "I can't do this again, it hurts too much, no more cats" But of course that doesn't last. We adopted this little nut a couple of weeks ago, now named Francie.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
Replying to @lmioni
I'm so sorry. She's beautiful. 💔
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
Magpie passed away one month ago today. I still miss her a lot and I think I always will, but I'm also very grateful. It is a real gift to have known this bright, gentle girl.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
I love it when people take the time to make little fur golems out of their pets' hair in amazon pet brush reviews.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
Seriously. Like all the lawyers who work for the ACLU and The Innocence Project? They are freakin' superheroes.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
Replying to @andylevy
I’m pretty sure that if he sticks around this won’t make a dent in his fan base. They’ll elevate anyone who reinforces their belief that Bernie is The Actual Devil, regardless of motives or integrity.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
Finding out that the Hoarse Wisperer is a rich, skeevy ad exec/influencer for malignant mega-corporations might be the least surprising thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
I just want what every woman wants, for a big strong man to wrap his arms around me and whisper “You did it. You defeated The Highlander.”
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Molly Hodgdon Aug 15
Replying to @FreddyInSpace
This is a multi-tiered garbage cake. Not only that you were plagiarized but then made out to be the villain. Plagiarists are the lowest, and they're somehow always covered in a thick layer of protective worms that try to minimize, excuse, and deflect.
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