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Mam Tor
I wish I had a hat head. Welfare Rights Worker. Ranga. Umuntu ngumuntu ngabantu
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Mam Tor retweeted
Wefail 2h
A friend was mugged coming out of Schloss in Mcr at weekend, a group of guys approached him 'celebrating', grab him while cheering and being all happy, hold his hands in the air 'champions!!' while one shows him a knife and the others empty his pockets. Be careful out there.
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Twenty8Sixty8 12h
Replying to @GdnPolitics
Lol. The Guardian is actually sinister. It’s capacity to overlook women of colour and working class women in Labour is truly mind-boggling.
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Cat Faery 🍑 21h
You're going to want a cigarette after this one.
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Wefail 17h
We deserve this devil.
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Mam Tor 23h
Replying to @thetwerkinggirl
That child must knock a month off of your life a day. Glad she's ok.
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Mam Tor 23h
Replying to @grahambasten @wefail
You have to write a poem and draw and owl or you can't have it, Graham.
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Mam Tor 24h
Replying to @wefail @grahambasten
Jesus sits in his garden and starts to pray. Someone will betray me. Yes, Judas, betray. Jesus, why me? Why not Peter or John? It's too late, Judas, it has to be done. Thankfully for you, I don't remember the rest. :(
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Mam Tor 24h
Replying to @wefail @grahambasten
Listen, mate. I didn't know we were going to go that basic. A gonk! Actually, I won a poetry contest and got a book token and my poem published. It was a religious book and the poem was about Judas. I was about 7. It was truly awful. I'd hate to see what didn't make it.
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Mam Tor Jun 17
Replying to @wefail @grahambasten
:: shakes fist :: The only time I've ever won anything was at Crufts (no, before you ask, not best in show! Rude). I went with a friend and won a year's supply of dog food and dog things. I didn't own a dog.
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Alice Nutter Jun 16
Gove: you are not a kid. You are a murdering austerity pushing tosser. We oppose and despise everything you stand for.
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Mam Tor Jun 16
Replying to @Catfaery
Give or take a year, yes.
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Mam Tor Jun 16
Replying to @Catfaery
🤣Mine started to go curly around 10, that's when the real nightmares began.
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Aleesha Jun 16
Keep talking shit and I’ll marry your dad, Wend 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
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Mam Tor Jun 16
It's a fake account by the looks of the attention seeking. Some people will do anything for human contact.
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Mam Tor Jun 16
Replying to @Catfaery
Yeah, Irish good looks. Both mum and dad had black hair and they got a ginger. I think that's why they punished me with those haircuts. My grandfather was a red head, so I'm not feral.
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Martin Veart Jun 16
My daughter Sophia went out Saturday night in and did not return home. We were to go to Glasgow this afternoon for an important event. If anyone sees her, please tell her to get in contact. I’m very worried.
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Mam Tor Jun 16
Replying to @michaelgove
It only took Rory to point out you were getting very shouty for you to pipe down immediately.
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Change.org UK Jun 16
It's Day 2 of Richard and Nazanin’s hunger strike. Richard is still camping outside the embassy in a call for his family to be reunited. Show your support by: ✍🏾Signing the petition 📹Sharing the video ✉️Writing to your MP
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Mam Tor Jun 16
Replying to @petebestuk
Is this for the haircut?
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Mam Tor Jun 16
Me and my dad. Lost him at Christmas last year. Miss you, dad, but not the haircuts you inflicted on me.
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