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Maria Merian
Exploring sex, confidence, and body image through self-portraits and occasional writing. Slightly shy but usually friendly. Alert: I post NSFW pics here.
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For all its failings, Twitter is full of people caring about other people – often β€˜strangers’. How are you feeling, kids OK today, I can relate, did the interview go well, you got this, sorry for your loss, congratulations. Picture it. All that simple human care whizzing about.
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Maria Merian 4h
Replying to @19syllables
Possibly the nicest thing I've ever heard. I'm going to be smiling about this little ritual for weeks. What a treat for both of you!
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Maria Merian 13h
Congratulations!! I'm sure Edward and Catsy will be great babysitters!
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Maria Merian 20h
Congratulations!!!! β™₯️🐣β™₯️
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Maria Merian May 20
Replying to @EA_unadorned
Stunning!!
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Maria Merian May 20
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Javed May 19
MAKE THE DAMN REFERENCE BILLY
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Girl on the Net May 15
This is why people who are into will be outraged when terrible people try to use kink as an excuse for abuse:
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Maria Merian May 17
Replying to @TabithaErotica
What? I can't hear yooouuuu!
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Maria Merian May 17
Replying to @TabithaErotica
A friend hadn't heard about this. I referenced 'the dress' and she hadn't heard about that either. I pulled both up on my phone for her and she immediately heard yanny and said the dress was blue. The exact opposite of me! Human brains are so fascinating!
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Maria Merian May 15
Replying to @hurricane_ros
Credit card debt that I had racked up in my early 20s (would not recommend). An unemployed, emotionally manipulative boyfriend (also would not recommend). Food, drinks, travel, shows (would definitely recommend).
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Maria Merian May 15
I was having trouble accessing , (and possibly as I know he is guru of all things tech) figured it out AND sent step-by-step instructions on how to fix. Since I can't take you for a real coffee, this is the next best thing. Thanks!
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Stuart Taylor May 15
fuck this is daaarrrkk but brilliant
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Maria Merian May 13
Just spent a ridiculous amount on plants for my garden. The plant sale was for charity, so when 70% inevitably perish, I'll try to console myself with that. (When will I learn to just stick to tomatoes?)
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Adam Wren May 10
When you compliment a Midwesterner on a personal possession, it is custom for him to respond by explaining that he acquired said item at a significant discount.
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Maria Merian May 11
Please re-mark me? I want the color to last longer this time.
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Molly May 10
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Maria Merian May 10
Replying to @19syllables
Thank you!
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Maria Merian May 10
Thanks so much Molly! Thrilled to be in such great and stunning company!
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Maria Merian May 10
Dreamt my grandma was still alive but on her death bed. My siblings and I visited her then were going to go out dancing. She came out of her room and said "Your mother thinks I'm at death's door, but I feel ok. I'm going with you kids." And she did. 😍
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