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Moctezuma Johnson
for smart, open-minded people | the Battle for Alien Relish, Dump the Futa President, and other fine titles flow from my sacred inner sex cow
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Moctezuma Johnson 2m
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Moctezuma Johnson 5m
Like fucking a giant burrito?
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Notcho Girl Jul 29
Why choose? You're all my type. Except you.
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Notcho Girl Jul 20
Equal parts wits & tits.
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Notcho Girl Jul 27
I'm a fan of your meaty aroma.
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Moctezuma Johnson 7m
Butler: You can't fax glitter Xander: Not with that attitude Butler: Not with any attitude
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Moctezuma Johnson 48m
Shit , are you my twitter soulmate? Check to find out!
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Moctezuma Johnson 1h
we do hope. Less fans are sending me their underwear with juices. Weird. Maybe cause I left Asia.
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speak for yourself. In my work, it's plain old weather.
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U.S. Soccer WNT 14h
Happy Birthday to Olympic and World Cup Champion, and owner of 100 shutouts in 198 caps, !
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Nyasha Junior Jul 29
Showed us that we had a place among the stars
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Kerri Lyn 6h
The sexist slideshow that got NCAA football coaches banned
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Ceni Dec 11
🎨 Artist: Danny Amazonas
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outvade ☾ Feb 26
Selenophile (n.) - a person who loves the moon.
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Amazing Space 2h
Betelgeuse is the bright orange star in Orion that you can see in the southwest during the evening.
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Moctezuma Johnson Jul 28
We've ruined offices before. No joke.
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Genevieve Greene Jul 28
His Eminence, The Lord of Sexuality is gifting us ladies his sexual wisdom. Use it!
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Doctor S. Punk Jul 28
|| Who wants a steak and a BJ? 😱🎉💝
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Moctezuma Johnson Jul 27
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Christy Jul 28
The best pie is creampie. I'm sorry and you're welcome.
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