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George “ I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wurtsboro? I was spotting those raccoons” Jerry “they were mailboxes you idiot, I didn’t have the heart to tell you”
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Alex Feb 15
There are like 10 guys on twitter who are legit pro bettors who have “pro bettor” in their bio There’s a 100 guys who are legitimate who have nothing in their bio Theres 10,000 guys who have “pro bettor” in their bio who have never won a dollar from betting beyond selling picks
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Darin Zoccali Feb 15
Replying to @darrenrovell
Altuve instagram. July 29, 2019. Caption is “off day.” The Astros did not play on July 29. So we’re to believe that a star player got a tattoo between August and October, risking infection, being sore for a week, etc? Come on.
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Buster Olney Feb 14
Washington GM Mike Rizzo says he won’t be satisfied until the Astros use the word “cheated”
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The Bear Traps Report Feb 13
The Tech vs. Energy Ratio is nearing dot-com bubble highs...
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Ben Carlson Feb 11
Survey recap: 90% of ppl are satisfied w/their personal lives but 40% of Americans can't come up w/$400 for an emergency 3 out of 4 Americans say they'll be better off financially next year yet 1/3 of millennials approve of communism starting to think ppl lie on surveys
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Jimmy Traina Feb 10
I love Larry David with all my heart and soul.
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jerry-shoebox Feb 10
Wow $1.66!!! Everyday i get shocked on how low they can go. The funniest shit ever is when i booked credit we put a $25 MINIMUM on bets because paying the overhead wasnt it worth it for 10 dollar bets, fast forward and thats MAXIMUM, billion dollar company folks
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Captain Jack Andrews Feb 10
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Mike Durso Feb 10
Replying to @capjack2000
How about these limits on the heisman? Why even put the odds out there?
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Marshall Mathers Jan 23
“Cause, see, they call me a menace and if the shoe fits, I'll wear it. But if it don't, then y'all will swallow the truth, grin and bear it”
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Marshall Mathers Feb 9
Look, if you had another shot, another opportunity... Thanks for having me . Sorry it took me 18 years to get here.
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Ben Carlson Feb 9
The Oscar crowd nodding along to Lose Yourself looked more awkward than all the dads dancing at the daddy-daughter dance I went to w/my 5 yr old this weekend
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PFTCommenter(DC DEFENDERS2-0) Feb 9
Nice to see they let u have a jersey number honoring the amount of orignal ideas you’ve ever had multiplied by the number of times youve sucessfuly located a clitoris
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Andy Molitor Feb 8
Roughnecks would be approximately -2.5 over the Chiefs on a neutral. This team is a truck.
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Sunday Fundayson Feb 8
Congratulations, if you bet UNC, you are undoubtedly about to suffer one of the beats of the season. We've all seen this before.
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Ben Carlson Feb 6
Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, and Google are closing in on a combined $5 trillion in market cap 10 years ago they were worth a combined $644 billion
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Mike Durso Feb 5
Podcasts, instagram, Twitter are the main forms. for longer stories and app but usually pushed from Instagram.
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Mike Durso Feb 5
ESPN was also involved with both companies at early stages and each were unceremoniously shown the door. Can’t remember the last time I went to but consume content daily. I’m sure that’s not lost on either of them.
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Ben Carlson Feb 5
Penn National Gaming buys Barstool last week Spotify buys The Ringer this week My underrated takeaway: ESPN seriously dropped the ball on podcasts & should have owned this market Cannibalizing existing businesses or moving into new ones is not an easy decision for incumbants
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