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MATTY
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey And all my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do?
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MATTY 1m
Replying to @StormInATeaKup
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Doesn’t take that long
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Adam 7h
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It’s the only thing I miss about the place. Other the money.☹️
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The Poke 2h
“Southpaw?” “No, North poor, South rich”
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Replying to @StormInATeaKup
It’s a rock chicks kind of a place. The owners a biker as well, so there’s that as well
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MATTY 3h
They’ll never top the original, but I’ve enjoyed all the reboots loads more than all the sequels put together
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MATTY 3h
Replying to @BBCBreaking
They’ll all start having freak, fatal accidents soon
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Replying to @StormInATeaKup
Definition Gym in Peterbourgh plays top music. Even you’d approve
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MATTY 3h
Replying to @dudeville
Give me a £20 bag of what he’s smoking
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MATTY 3h
Having a red hot bath after a hard days graft and then doing in a load of rice and pea has seriously put me in two minds about dragging my fat arse to the gym tonight.
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Red_Devil 14h
Arthur Albiston...
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joe heenan 10h
Boris Johnson's notes for tonight's TV debate
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MATTY 3h
Failsworth Park looked better than that last time I was on acid in there
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MATTY 3h
Replying to @Conservatives
You get smashed in tax when you earn over £80,000 anyway. At least under Labour it will be spent properly and not spaffed up the wall on HS2, stupid bridges and technology lessons
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MATTY 3h
Replying to @redhead_ordead
Maybe he’s on the wrong dating app then. There are ones that really cater for that stuff. So I’ve heard
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MATTY 3h
Replying to @montie
It’s not a lie though. Trump is on record saying that the NHS is on the table in any trade negotiations between the two countries
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MATTY 3h
Replying to @redhead_ordead
Does he like to be tea bagged by massive hairy balls or has he got massive hairy balls that he like to tea bag with?🤔
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Mainly Manchester 13h
18 years ago today (19/11/2001) - The Charlatans released their new single, 'A Man Needs To Be Told'.
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