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M.A. Brotherton
Fat guy. Writer. Pessimist. Doing my best to relaunch my life.
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M.A. Brotherton 3h
The postal service is so important to society, Kevin Costner made a movie about it...
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M.A. Brotherton 20h
Needed this today. via
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 12
This video is really my August:
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 12
Also, today is , so here is a picture of me between my two brothers. Middle in age, but not in size....
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 12
Going through old pictures today, I found this pretty awesome picture of myself from some event I went to in 2008... It probably wasn't important, but I look good! Please note: Once upon a time, I had hair!
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 12
I am crazy tired this morning. Who wants to send me a box of powdered caffeine?
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 11
I am having a foggy brain day. Is anyone else feeling it? I need to finish my leadership self-analysis from school.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 11
I really just want my social media to replace the human contact I used to get from leaving my home.... Is that too much to ask?
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 11
Keep safe!
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 11
It's . Like every other day.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
Replying to @othersarahsmith
Is... is that stereotype? Green is a man color and red is a woman color? I'm not a fan of this... Although I have outlined the script for my own Hallmark movie, "Smoked Love." It takes place during a barbecue competition....
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
: I relate best to pop music through the lens of pop punk covers...
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
Mostly just terrified of being the reason a child ends up facing serious emotional issues as an adult. I'm doing my best to avoid that as a person.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
If--god forbid--I ever become a parent, I'll do my best to give my progeny whatever they need to take care of their genitals and reproductive organs. That shit is already confusing and I want them to be able to tell me if something goes horribly wrong... So I can get them help.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
Part of me was like, "Right..... Because it's the same as changing over the laundry. People just get distracted by video games and let it sit..."
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
I think we might be getting a bit of insight into why he has an EX-wife.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
I really don't understand this guy. Doesn't he know the first rule of buying feminine hygiene products? The person using them gets to decide what you buy and best practice is to text a picture to make sure it is right.
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
If you put enough chocolate in coffee it stops tasting like coffee and becomes tolerable!
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M.A. Brotherton Aug 10
I'm extremely confused... What did I do to make the ad-bots think I would be a good target for a women-stand-to-pee device?
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