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Luke Null
SNL Season 43 Cast Member & 5-time Divorcee.
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Luke Null 46m
I’m not sure how I feel about this but I know that I’m a grown man who is gonna spend money to see “Detective Pikachu” the first day it comes out.
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Luke Null 14h
Replying to @jpgardner @Chiefs and 4 others
She reppin
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Luke Null 14h
Replying to @mulaney @nbcsnl
For a second I thought Pete’s arm was your arm and I thought, “Dang! John has a full sleeve!?”
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Luke Null 21h
My spirit animal is a much fatter, happier version of myself.
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Luke Null Jan 18
Replying to @BTuckertime
Can you text me the images from the calendar? You have my number
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Luke Null Jan 18
Damn. Errbody at this coffee shop is DESTROYING their screenplay right now!
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Luke Null Jan 18
Replying to @LukenTonjes @GuyFieri
Yes
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Luke Null Jan 18
Aaaand just opened up a car door of what I thought was my Uber but was actually just a very stressed out dad with 2 babies crying in carseats in the back. Wish I could give him 5 stars. He was trying.
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Luke Null Jan 17
Like. Why would the pilot not just AGREE with the passengers who can obviously see they were equal!???
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Patti Harrison Jan 17
Excuse me I’m on one of your flights & the EXTREMELY RUDE pilot & I are comparing our big assholes side by side. Although the entire cabin agrees that our holes are EQUALLY enormous, your pilot absolutely INSISTS his hole is wider. How do you plan to remedy this?
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Luke Null Jan 17
Wow. Insane. They MUST give you an answer and probably money too.
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Luke Null Jan 17
Is this what you wanted? Would this have made you happy?
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Luke Null Jan 16
Most people change their hair style over the years at least a little. Guy Fieri has had the exact same bleached spiked updo and black goatee with a platinum blonde soul patch since 2002. More of us need to have the bravery to just double down.
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Carly J Garber Jan 16
Come to my show tomorrow night, 9pm at w/ total babe ! Stick around after to hear me tell a story about a DICK BITE. Lol k bye ttyl.
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Luke Null Jan 15
I peaked on MySpace. I was on errbody’s top 8.
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Luke Null Jan 14
DAMN. Just got an email from Quiznos telling me that God was dead and that breadbowls are back in style!
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Luke Null Jan 13
Replying to @tomfellisheokay
Alex Tin is the obvious first overall pick
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Luke Null Jan 12
Congrats to on snagging his first career playoff win. Wish he did it in Bengal stripes but I’m a big fan no matter where he’s playing.
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Luke Null Jan 11
We ALL die Patrick.
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Luke Null Jan 11
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