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Luke Null
SNL Season 43 Cast Member & 5-time Divorcee.
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Luke Null 5h
You gotta fill out more paperwork to get a fishing license to go catch some lil bluegills than you do to buy a gun. Wtf?? Change the second amendment to “Right to fish for lil bluegills! 🐟”
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Luke Null 22h
Replying to @mopolyak
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Luke Null Nov 13
If you come to this, I will ❤️ u forever. If you bring a friend, I’ll cry with 💕 luv.
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Luke Null Nov 12
Replying to @BlndStrwbrry
Lol sorry!!!! :)
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Luke Null Nov 12
Replying to @mrejimmy715
I fuckin wish. They paid me 12 dollars
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Luke Null Nov 12
Replying to @JPsoFLY @IcePicklesOW
The ice pickles are al my friends. I’m better at overwatch than all of y’all mofos
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Luke Null Nov 11
Wow! Just tried sex!!! The first 98% was basically an aerobic workout which SUKT! But—- The very end was LIT!!!! It felt dope!!10/10
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Luke Null Nov 11
Bengals. I’m embarrassed that I spend my Sundays watching you. See you next week for the same shit.
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Luke Null Nov 11
Hey Bengals defense: I’d love to be paid millions of dollars to do literally nothing too!!!
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Luke Null Nov 11
Replying to @AClementsWKRC
Honestly. No. Refs aren’t helping either
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Luke Null Nov 11
Contrary to popular belief, the Cincinnati Bengals actually PAY their defense to be this bad!
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Luke Null Nov 11
Replying to @mxddly
Lololol sorry
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Luke Null Nov 10
It’s honestly insane to hear that I’m officially the hottest person on Twitter! Guys. I’m cute not HOT!!! Lol 😝
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Luke Null Nov 9
Replying to @STEEEZUSCHRIST
Ur friggin NUTS!!!! LOAL
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Luke Null Nov 8
I’m about 500 pages into The Stand by . Now, every time I wake up and clear the phlegm from my throat, I assume that: 1. I am going to die from superflu 2. The world is over 3. Evil will triumph
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Luke Null Nov 7
Ted Cruz is a glop of Mayo on the floor of a subway train that has been there so long that it has congealed a skin-like membrane.
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Luke Null Nov 7
These songs are all PUNK AS FUK!
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Luke Null Nov 7
The reason they call it “runnin burpees” is because if you burp while you do it, you immediately poop and pee at the same time.
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Luke Null Nov 5
Replying to @pmcd54
I’d say the eagles are the only ones that deserve any primetime spots. And that’s only due to the super bowl hangover
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Luke Null Nov 5
Replying to @AlexMWinfrey
Yo, you’ll get good stuff if you just search “BEAUTY AND DA BEAST”
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