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Luke Null
SNL Season 43 Cast Member & 5-time Divorcee.
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Luke Null Mar 17
Replying to @James_LNK @ayoedebiri
Yup. Wasn’t even drunk 🤷‍♀️
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Luke Null Mar 17
Embarrassing moment: Was standing at a backyard standup show and was introducing myself to as my legs locked and I full-on fainted into a shrub, then down stairs into a cement wall, almost falling over it. It was GREAT to meet you, Ayo. 😎✅🆒
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Patti Harrison Mar 16
I used to make my mom go to the store & buy me Bionicles. Sometimes she’d bring back the wrong color & I would “silent treatment” her. Today, I still make her go to the store & buy me Bionicles, but when she buys the wrong one I’m cool about it & just send her back to the store💗
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Luke Null Mar 16
Srsly!!!!
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Luke Null Mar 16
Megan Stalter once beat me up with nunchucks because I “wasn’t laughing hard enough at her set”... and I WAS laughing and enjoying the set.
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Luke Null Mar 15
Just tuned my guitar to open E. Why the H didn’t I do this 10 years ago? Why did I ever learn chords at all?? This tweet is for 5 people out there
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @ZachReino
I’ve seen Elektra... better than Elektra?
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @LlamaInaTux
Nah. I waited till I landed like a good boi
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @ZachReino
I have only seen it from a middle seat of a delta flight without sound. So yeah, I’ve SEEN it.
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Luke Null Mar 14
1. Delta charges $2 for headphones inflight. Credit only. 2. Guy next to me wants to watch a movie “only has cash”. 3. I buy the guy headphones cuz “I nice” 4. He proceeds to watch “Peppermint” 5. I’m an enabler
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Luke Null Mar 14
Wish he would have texted you about beating off, then you couldn’t be mad.
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Luke Null Mar 14
I judge an airport by how many plugs are readily available and how much piss is all over the men’s room. Detroit Airport: Lots of plugs ✅ LOTS of piss 👌☝️
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Luke Null Mar 14
Go mustangs. Right? Or broncos? I won’t google it.
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @ihatejoelkim
Dang. I wrote all my college entrance essays like grindr bios then. 🤷‍♀️
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @JukeboxtheGhost
No. I’m stuck in the Detroit airport for 3 hours. It’s a very long terminal!
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @5cottynel5on
We got a hot take on our hands!
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Luke Null Mar 14
Let them eat (urinal) cake 🍰 Sometimes I’m like, “Luke, bud, you are TOO funny! LOL”
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @JuliannaIaco
Thanks for being there 😎❤️
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Luke Null Mar 14
I feel like might since he’s probably the only one on this list who runs his own twitter? 🤷‍♀️
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Luke Null Mar 14
Replying to @Nulland_Void
He probably just had shitty, Athens WiFi.
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