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Lucias Malcolm
Writer of comedy for radio. Editor of words for . Queller of 's rants for The Story Toolkit.
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Richard K Herring Jan 15
Is it possible to go even more into the EU so we actually have no UK government at all? Cos I’m voting for that.
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TechnicallyRon Jan 17
Things that don't offend people that use the word snowflake: Racism Sexism Bigotry Social injustice Things that do offend people that use the word snowflake: Razors Sausage rolls Vegetables Women dancing Baby slings Trainers
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Matt Haig Jan 15
Introversion is not something you fix via extroversion. You fix it by seeing it as something not to be fixed. Let introverts be introverts.
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John Lurie Jan 15
If you are a man who is upset about the Gillette commercial, you should smile more. You are so much prettier when you smile.
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Dave Itzkoff Jan 14
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TechnicallyRon Jan 10
Self care is -Cook yourself a good meal -Having a nice bath -Never forgetting that the government keep using mental health funding as a soundbite but the funding never appears and millions of people are in pain and need help a 6 month waiting list is not help -Go for a walk maybe
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Lucias Malcolm Jan 4
BORN AND RAISED IN SOOOUUUTH DETROOOIIITTT
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Lucias Malcolm Dec 31
Replying to @jjschach @wobbles
Not sure how I sniffed this thread out before he did. I hope he's ok.
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Scriblit Dec 30
This country losing its fucking mind over a few desperate people in a dinghy. Season of goodwill's over, then.
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Lucias Malcolm Dec 24
Replying to @SDChown
Goodnight sweet prince.
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Duncan Jones Dec 16
Let me give you a taste of the harm you’ve already done, . We hate that you pretend a referendum without context or even basic information was fair. We hate that you don’t acknowledge the number of people who should have been allow a vote but weren’t.
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Lucias Malcolm Dec 17
Why is there a badger? I was pretty clear. Everyone. Is. Cats.
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Lucias Malcolm Dec 16
What if everyone was cats?
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Lucias Malcolm Dec 16
Story magic .. just sit back and enjoy the show.
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Lucias Malcolm Dec 16
Replying to @ISayItsAdam
Plot fix: Instead, your protagonist can unwittingly train the president to kill a dolphin. You're welcome.
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Matt Haig Dec 11
Never dismiss someone for being quiet. Not everyone can put themselves out on the surface. A person can sit and be still and awkward and be burning with life and love. Sometimes they are quiet BECAUSE of that intensity. Because there is a world inside them they must attend to.
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TechnicallyRon Dec 10
Breaking Brexit news:
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Scriblit Nov 28
The UK Media wondering what could have prompted a bunch of dickheads to think torturing a Syrian refugee kid was good and funny
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Caitlin Moran Nov 27
Fuck me, this is Rik Mayall literally being Boris Johnson/Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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Matt Haig Nov 23
When you are open about depression and anxiety people mark you down as a miserable person. I'm not a miserable person. I'm an intense person. When I feel happiness or love I feel those things intensely, and I feel pain intensely. It's the price of feeling.
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