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Lucias Malcolm
Writer of comedy for radio. Editor of words for . Queller of 's rants for The Story Toolkit.
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Gemma Arrowsmith 21h
Going back through my emails to see which pitches and scripts I've sent out- and to whom. Which ones need chasing etc. The sheer number of people who never replied is so depressing. Like, hardly anyone replies. Rejection is SO EASY to deal with. Total silence...less so.
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Janie Haddad Tompkins May 16
Erectile dysfunction is a part of God's plan to reduce abortions. We must criminalize the use of Viagra immediately to save us and legislate as much flaccidity as possible.
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Lucias Malcolm May 17
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Lucias Malcolm May 16
Replying to @iamlouisesmith
So glad you shared this. Smiled the whole way through!
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Mary Ellen May 15
please sign my petition for the russo brothers to remake Avengers: Endgame so that more women are thrown off the cliff
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Mike Tamir, PhD May 14
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Helen Lewis May 15
For anyone horrified by Alabama’s proposed abortion ban, or calling it Gilead. Look closer to home! Northern Ireland does not permit abortions even in cases of rape, incest or fatal foetal abnormality. The ONLY exception is endangerment to a woman’s life.
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sreekar May 13
Lmao @ the people who named their kids Daenerys or Khaleesi. What a bunch of absolute fools. If only they were as wise as me, father to a beautiful baby girl named Detective Pikachu
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Lucias Malcolm May 13
Honestly it could've been you and I wouldve bought into it just as much.
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Lucias Malcolm May 11
Replying to @Bass_Wakil
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Lucias Malcolm May 11
Detective Pikachu is a delight. But all I could think was "Yup, that's if he were a detective."
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James Felton May 9
Hi I'm Fiona Bruce. Tune in to the death of irony tonight when the question "should a person be taken off air for racist comments" will be answered by Nigel fucking Farage on his 33rd appearance on Question Time.
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Matt Brannigan May 9
Danny Baker's been sacked for a racist tweet but don't forget to tune into this guy on Question Time tonight.
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TechnicallyRon May 9
"We have fired this person for doing a racist thing, but don't forget to tune into question time tonight where Nigel Farage will be talking to Nigel Farage about how Nigel Farage is Nigel Farage"
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Lucias Malcolm May 6
Replying to @Bass_Wakil
*applause*
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Lucias Malcolm May 6
Replying to @Bass_Wakil
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Steve Peers May 3
"Luke...I sense that your vote was due to frustration at my lack of progress in crushing the rebellion"
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Nicholas Pegg May 3
All news organisations: “This is a clear message that the electorate wants Brexit.” If you’ll excuse me, I’m just popping off now to slam my head repeatedly in a car door.
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Lucias Malcolm May 3
Not sure "Let's carry on doing the same thing" would be my take away from such a crushing election result. But you do you Theresa.
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TechnicallyRon May 3
Throwing 👏 a 👏milkshake 👏 over a 👏 fascist 👏 is 👏 a 👏 good 👏thing 👏 and 👏 if 👏 you 👏disagree 👏 you're 👏 a 👏 fuckwit 👏
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