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Lucias Malcolm
Writer of comedy for radio. Editor of words for . Queller of 's rants for The Story Toolkit.
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Amy Berg Aug 17
You’ll be ok.
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Jack Monroe Aug 16
RT if you would watch a TV cookery show where the presenter/chef is disabled, talks openly about it, and mental health, uses chopped/frozen/tinned ingredients, and cooks simple affordable accessible recipes. Because TV commissioners listen to numbers, and this is what I do.
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Andy Ryan Aug 14
Are you watching A Bug’s Life or The Three Amigos?
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Ryan John Butcher Aug 13
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Clint Falin Aug 8
wait a second what if THE GOOD BOY IS ME? (Noah Tennison)
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Oonagh Aug 5
Business as usual at the Times.
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Katie Aug 5
I beg your fucking pardon
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Stephen McGann Aug 5
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world that the civic application of human kindness was, in fact, a vice known as 'political correctness'.
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Online Participant Aug 3
[takes exactly one puff of drugs] WHAT IF ALL OF JAY-Z's PROBLEMS WERE LUFTBALLONS
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Fledgeling Feminist Aug 1
Instead of “Millenials are living at home with their parents even after college” Try “Baby Boomers have failed to build a society that allows their children to earn a living wage.”
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Lucias Malcolm Aug 1
..and where the beer flows like wine.
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Lucias Malcolm Jul 31
Replying to @Bass_Wakil
I really think we should do it.
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Jared Logan Jul 27
Mission Impossible Fallout is very good, but at one point they mention that the president knows about the mission. If the president knew, he'd be tweeting "JUST SENT ETHAN HUNT ON VERY VERY HUSH HUSH MISSION. LOTS OF STOLEN NUKES IN THE WIND THANKS TO OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!"
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Lucias Malcolm Jul 26
I'm "reassured" the way a seat belt would soothe my anxiety on a crashing plane.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. Jul 24
“Just remember what you’re seeing and what you're reading is not what’s happening." — Donald J. Trump, Today “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell, 1984
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Alan McWhan Jul 24
They had a consultation. The public said no. They had another consultation. The public said no again. They're doing it anyway. Very flexible commodity, our "government's" commitment to "the will of the people".
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Tiernan Douieb Jul 24
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joe Jul 23
To Indonesian President Joko Widodo: IN THE MOVIE CARS IT IS NEVER EXPLAINED HOW CARS REPRODUCE EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEAR THAT BABY CARS EXIST LIKE HOW DO THEY EVEN DO IT ALSO THEY HAVE DOORS AND SEATS SO YOU CAN SIT IN THEM BUT THERE IS NO ONE!?
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Trey Jul 17
It's lucky it's not a great black shark
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James Parrish Jul 17
If you don't want your favourite bands to break up, don't take them for granted. A stream isn't enough. Buy the record and if you can't buy the record, buy the T-shirt. Go see them when they tour. Play them to your friends, spread the word. It's tougher than ever out there.
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