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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Inquiries: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Los Feliz Daycare 6h
Name this debate question, Spanish answers only
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Los Feliz Daycare 7h
We’re trying to explain to the toddlers that everyone other than Warren, Beto, Julian, Amy, and Booker in the didn’t just poof into existence today like Forky in Toy Story 4. They’ve been alive apparently.
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Los Feliz Daycare 7h
Beto just sent tons of Whataburger here, and the note is in Spanish. What should we do.
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Adam McKay 12h
The Baader Meinhof Complex
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Los Feliz Daycare 13h
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The Last Temptation of Christ
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Los Feliz Daycare 14h
Name the film, wrong answers only.
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Los Feliz Daycare 16h
Someone left the shed open and some skunks got into the cider press. Please remember we can't name them. That's not for us to do.
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Los Feliz Daycare 16h
Midsommar was fun and relatable!
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Comedy Bureau Jun 25
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 25
Any parents in the area able to drop off extra klonopin or strong lavender at the very least? The toddlers are a bit over energized and TM isn’t working. They all just found out that Ryan (Murphy) has a new Netflix movie with Meryl, Nicole Kidman, James Corden, Andrew Rannells 🤯
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 25
Sincerely can’t wait until this President is out of office and we can get back to fruitful discussions like how it should be illegal to put any words on a baby’s shirt.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 24
Remember, we never say "Teacher." They're "Learning and Exploration Guides." Students are "Friends" "Young Minds" or "Childhood Ambassadors"
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 21
Social experiment: if you come across this tweet please throw your phone in the trash and make a commitment to raise horn-free children. WITHOUT looking at the replies.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 21
Toy Story 4 is an allegory for polyamory in a broken world.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 20
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, you can have whatever job here you’d like.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 20
Farm to table snack is being pushed back a few minutes to determine if the home mushrooms Crypto’s (84 weeks) mommies sent are psilocybin or regular.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 19
We’re incredibly proud of IPA (92 weeks) and Helper Pat for being included in the “40 Wokest People in Comedy” list. 📈
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 19
If you bring a plastic straw onto our campus, you will kindly be asked to find a new daycare.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 18
Could constantly feeling like we’re on the brink on full climate and societal collapse be affecting your toddler’s third language comprehension?
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Los Feliz Daycare Jun 17
. what did you think of the tswift video?
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