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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Child Care/TV Writer: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Give a child a fish, shame on you. Teach a child to fish, shame on everyone.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 22
Please stop by our kombucha tent at the Beyoncé Jay Z show tonight. As our apiculturist friends say, “Let’s get our buzz on!”
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 21
🎼 “Human” by 🎼
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 21
As October 31st Dress Up Holiday season begins, please refrain from Black Panther cosplay until we make a community decision on the matter at tonight’s LFDC Cultural Appropriation Town Hall.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 21
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“Beatiful?” Guess it works!
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 21
In all sincerity, please take a break from this fiery car crash of a website and listen to a beatiful, life-affirming song. “Human” by .
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 21
Incident report: Ramen (112 weeks) trapped a squirrel using stevia-water because zhe wanted to use its tail as a mustache. Horrifying!
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 20
Our earthquake survival kit is a recording of a Benedict Cumberbatch guided meditation.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
Butch (47 weeks) just baby-signed that zhe is going on the “Yom Kippur Diet.” Can everyone weigh in on whether this is appreciation or appropriation?
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
Yeah yeah, talk to us when Ernie and Bert are fluid and poly, and Grover finally comes out as sapiosexual.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
Our hearts go out to the whole mushroom community this morning. Shamans standing by...
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
Please let us know in advance if your child is Lyftying straight from an Emmy party this morning. And if you’re driving, please don’t bring your Emmys to drop off. They’re very sharp.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 17
Yes, this is diverse but I see NO CHILDREN. Ageism is alive and well in Hollywood.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 17
For the 100th time: If your response to anything is “boys will be boys,” you are part of the problem. Boys will be girls, girls will be boys, kids will be gender-neutral.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 17
Oculus (113 weeks) took video of Mark Burnett attacking Tom Arnold at an Emmy party but will only release the footage if Colin Jost takes zher on a tour of the Hamptons.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 17
Oculus (113 weeks) took video of Mark Burnett attacking Tom Arnold at an Emmy party but will only release the footage if Colin Jost takes zher on a tour of the Hamptons.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 15
Thanks again for coming in this morning!
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 14
We don't believe in "swear words." But "GOP" comes pretty close.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 13
Customer??!? The child is our guide, our guru, our ambassador to childhood. Shame.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 13
Whether you are a Miranda, a Carrie, a Charlotte, a Samantha, a Shoshana, a Hannah, a Marnie, a Jessa, a Issa, a Molly, a Kelli, a Tiffany, a Jon Snow, a Khaleesi, a Pauley Walnuts, a Bobby Bacala, or some other way you identify, we urge our friends in NY to get out and vote!
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