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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Child Care/TV Writer: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Los Feliz Daycare 4h
We showcased an all toddler company of CATS last fall and empower our thespians to choose their characters. Everyone was Moana and there were no cats involved.
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Los Feliz Daycare 23h
Incident report: styrofoam cup seen in Salinger's backpack. Zher parent can volunteer extra time in the community garden or visit a landfill
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 19
If you’ve got a problem with Mark Duplass, you’ve got a problem with us. Find a new punching bag (in a totally nonviolent non threatening way) and get yourself some lavender tea!!!
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 19
It’s important to teach your kids early about looking for the gluten free and vegan symbols on food packaging. For gluten free (GF) think “girlfriend” as in, “the thing we don’t say because she has a NAME!”
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 19
Fellow liberals: if you are interested at all in “crossing the aisle” WE WILL COME FOR YOU. IF YOU BETRAY US WE WILL YELL AT YOU VIA INTERNET.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 18
“Treason” just surpassed “collusion” as most babysigned word in our classroom!
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
Replying to @darksecretplace
We moved it to the succulent lawn in hopes because the bocce ball court had come into contact with casein
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
Fortnite is turning children into lethal assassins and the US government wants to arm them.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
Might have been a field trip...
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
A special happy World Emoji Day to our students who identify as emojis! 🕊 (68 weeks), 🧛🏻‍♀️ (83 weeks), 🛴 (36 weeks), and 🃏 (96 weeks).
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
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Fortnight is a non violent version of Fortnite that zhe is creating
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
Walterwhite (142 weeks) spilled zher charcoal lemonade on Sicario's laptop damaging zher Fortnight schematics so we're having a feelings conference
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 16
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"One lobster's quest to save its eight polyamorous parents in Norway." - Napster (129 weeks)
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 16
There's a hidden narrative in Apple's new emoji press release. What do YOU see?
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 16
"The President of the United States is a Treasonous Liar" is both a true statement AND the subtitle of the proposed 24 reboot Cooper (123 weeks) is developing under zher overall deal.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 16
We're grateful to Sasha Baron Cohen for speaking to us this morning about the power of satire in speaking truth to power but we don't appreciate all these promotional stuffed animal guns he left behind.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 15
What are these Proud Boys so proud of? Being able to name five breakfast cereals?! Our humble toddlers own their own start ups, maintain dog and goat fostering programs, and can say "we are all equal. we are all love" in at least three languages.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 13
Self care is very important in times like these, so if your toddler chooses to stay home and garden or make small batch kimchi, that's okay.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 12
The Twitter Bot Purge of 07/12/18 affected many of our families but if you or your child is seeking validation through social media numbers, please consider speaking to one of our shamans this afternoon. Their ayahuasca tea is not mandatory, just a suggestion.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 12
INCIDENT REPORT: La Croix (92 weeks) “liberated” (hacked) a bird scooter and rode it through a Scream Yoga session.
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