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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Child Care Provider: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Los Feliz Daycare 1h
No specific baby can be “royal.” Every child is equally special and has intrinsic worth. Let’s band together and make every child feel like they are heir to the throne of love and light.
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Los Feliz Daycare 16h
We would never condone the idea of a “best friend.” That’s evil, it inherently excludes and it causes mental distress. We’re all equal friends. All hundreds of us.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 19
With consent, yes
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 19
We’re not allowing absence notes for Coachella weekend 2 unless your toddler is performing. We need to uphold a certain image and weekend one WAS the event so
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 18
Farm to table snack is being pushed back a few minutes to determine if the home mushrooms Bitcoin's mommies sent are psilocybin or regular.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 17
What’s everyone bringing to our 4/20 bash on Friday? We have this awesome idea for a (anti) foie gras type dish where we stuff more CBD into THC but we do it in a happy, non violent way.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 16
A blanket congratulations is appropriate in this situation because MANY of our students are Pulitzer Prize winners.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 16
STUDENT OF THE WEEK*: Yeezy (67 weeks) meditates 20 hrs a day. The other four are spent knitting beards for kids. *everyone is student of the week
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 15
RT if Beyonce's Coachella performance changed your toddler's life (MUST RT)
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 13
If Monday rolls around and your toddler still hasn’t finished Comey's leaked book, they can find a better suited daycare in Atwater Village. We’re playing the leaked audiobook in all our weekend hot yoga classes, so no excuses!
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 12
We would NEVER potty shame, but our toddlers have been marching around chanting, "Release the Pee Tape!" for the last few hours.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 12
PLEASE let us know if your toddler will be at Coachella this weekend and make sure to specify if they're performing, making an appearance as an influencer or just attending with an Artist Pass.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 11
Beyonce has been rehearsing over 11 hours a day for her Coachella performance and our toddlers have been steadily microdosing for the last 11 days so they have a beautiful peak as they watch it.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 11
Quench (69 weeks) baby signed "avocados is my chosen family" and now we're meditating on how to support zher in zher journey.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 10
Questions? Concerns? Inquiries? Avocado toast recipes? LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 10
Our own Zuck (67 weeks) had a testimony of zher own this morning. Zhe testified on the life changing benefits of sleeping with mineral-rich mud in your bed.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 9
The toddlers have been screaming “We’re on the precipice of a Trump power grab!” for the last hour, and pretty much the last year. But louder in the last hour!
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 9
Hooli (83 weeks) is working on hoarding issues with zher shaman. Zhe isn’t hoarding physical things, but poems which get in the way of meditation.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jan 3
We're now accepting tuition in Ripple, Ethereum, Stellar, Bitcoin Cash, Litecoin, Limewire, Dash, TRON, NEO, Morpheus, Moby Money, Kazaa, Spaghetti Cash, LFDC BUX, Tryptophan, Chic feat. Nile Rogers, Gratitude Grams, IOTA, Bearshare, Cardano, Toby Maguire debts, and Euros.
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Los Feliz Daycare Apr 8
Yolo (71 weeks) claimed zhe’s reached nirvana. Yolo’s moms claimed they saw Nirvana’s first show in Raymond, WA. Giving them all the benefit of the doubt...
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