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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Inquiries: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Los Feliz Daycare 14h
Please don’t discuss LFDC dirty laundry on the red carpet. Last night’s Emmys Weekend Good Vibes Drum Circle got heated but it feels like the spill over from the afternoon ayahuasca ceremony was more to blame than any perceived shade that was thrown...
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 21
Summoning circle. 🌎 🌎 🌎 🌎 🌎 🌎 is 🌎 🌎 mandatory 🌎 🌎 🌎 🌎 No more matcha cafe trips in the meantime
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 19
They finally caught Corn Pop
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 19
Your child MUST bring in a parent or doctor note if they were not at the Maggie Rogers show at the Greek tonight. It was mandatory.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 19
Things you can find at LFDC: 🔘 Love + Light 🔘 The wokest early childhood education in the world ⚪️ Drama/ the “tea” 🔘 10 to 1 child to crystal ratio ⚪️ Animal products 🔘 Hot succession takes ⚪️ Screen time 🔘 Vegetables you've never even heard of 🔘 emotional/physical safety
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
In honor of ’s bday, we’re running the streets of Los Feliz throwing dollars at our neighbors and sending direct focused love and light toward Meryl Streep.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
“If we all subscribe to each other’s podcasts and give each other five stars, we can one day go to Harvard, write for the Simpsons, and become Conan O’Brien.” - overheard near the peace bench, anonymous (*** weeks)
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 17
The “How Woke Are Your Folks” worksheets we sent home weren’t meant to be offensive or put anyone on notice.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 16
Corn Pop for SNL
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 16
Tibet (121 weeks) broke zher arm in an unfortunate home brew accident, so in the spirit of inclusion, all toddlers will wear casts during recovery! But please remember, if one person signs a cast, everyone has to sign everyone else's cast. Let's all just sign all the casts, OK?
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 16
Corn Pop (84 weeks) ran with a bunch of (boys and girls who wore) Nasty Women (shirts).
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 14
Sleep schedules are important and if your child is staying up too late on the weekend, it sure shows Monday morning. That being said, yes it’s okay if you let your child stay up all night binging Unbelievable. We don’t want anyone feeling left out of the convo
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 13
SNL should fire the guy. We once let a Helper go after a MySpace post resurfaced (Walking on the Sun by Smash Mouth was featured song)
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 13
CODE WHITE: We have a lice infestation in our classroom. We’re instituting our catch and release program and rehoming.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 12
Cory Booker is like a Soul Cycle instructor. Speaks with authority, says some inspiring stuff, probably not here for the right reasons.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 12
Our updated earthquake survival kit is a recording of a Benedict Cumberbatch guided meditation.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 12
Need a nutritionist to responsibly teach our kids about trans fats without offending, confusing, or judging.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 11
We spent the day trying to identify “Caroline Calloways” in our classrooms. Some self identified and some were identified through peer mediation. Saging now to start tomorrow anew.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 11
We just took a DNA test turns out we’re 100% ride or die for
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 11
Many people asking us to weigh in on gendering hurricanes...
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