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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Child Care Provider: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 21
Can we culturally appropriate the New Year from our Jewish friends? 2017 is a real pile of shit. And not the good kind we use as fertilizer.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 19
Our very own Mother (89 weeks) just met with Ryan Murphy and will be writing on "American Horror Story: Whole Foods Parking Lot at 6pm"
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
Nothing brings us together as a community like a Twitter earthquake. Or an ayahuasca ceremony. Or publicly shaming someone until they break.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
If the earthquake woke your child, lull them back to sleep with a sweet bedtime story like "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" or "Mother!"
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
Our survival kit is actually just an Avett Brothers song.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 18
Parents and toddlers: Please refrain from bringing your new Emmys to school 2day. We already congratulated you at our after party last night
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 17
Please remember: no outside food or beverage in our Artisan Water Cafe!
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 16
TRIGGER WARNING! This terrified Cassini (89 week) and Saturn (121 weeks)
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 15
Radish (712 sunsets) took zher moms' credit cards and purchased digital copies of Moana and Tickled on every class iPad. Irresponsible!
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 14
IT has taken over our classroom. Please remember that we don't treat members of the transient community like they're eternal forces of evil.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 14
We're already worried about the sexualization of the Porgs.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 14
One of our classrooms is made entirely of a Sonos speaker.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 11
Let's not porno-shame Ted Cruz. Let's shame him for being an asshole.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 11
As far as we're concerned, football doesn't exist, so it doesn't matter who is commentating.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 11
The NPR Hammocking zone is closed until further notice due to a politically charged potty accident.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 8
We ran out of apple cider vinegar in the Burning Man decompression yurt but some of the toddlers there aren't ready to rejoin our society 😳
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 7
Morning mixology turned into a fruitful discussion of sex positivity when THC (87 weeks) asked, "what is virgin mojito?"
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 6
Please don't refer to our friends as "cute." That puts an emphasis on physical traits in a dangerous way and undermines their coding skills.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 5
Children should never be punished for the actions of their parents. Unless their parents send white bread or GMO garbage in their lunches.
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Los Feliz Daycare Sep 4
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