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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Inquiries: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Please don’t talk to the scruffy old man who is wandering around the neighborhood claiming to be a nanny named Perry Moppins. He’s not magical, he’s on PCP!
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 17
Let’s not hair shame Stephen Miller. Let’s go back to shaming him for being a pathetic xenophobic incel who eats glue.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 14
To the dad who was sneak dissing us, drawing contrasts between our nut free campus sign and the mental health of friends in our community during drop off... - - - - Hope silverlake daycare has an opening!
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 14
Drop off request: if you send your child in a self driving Tesla, PLEASE don't use our charging stations all day without permission! Namaste
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 13
INCIDENT REPORT: The truly despicable “Baby It’s Cold Outside” was playing in a car during drop off. Had to kindly ask the family to find another daycare
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 12
Oscar the Grouch just fired his agent and publicist.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 12
Anyone see a goat on roller skates? Grass-Root’s emotional support friend may have gotten loose. And by loose we mean made the choice to leave.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 11
DO NOT leave elf on the shelf around your homes or anywhere on LFDC campus. It can startle, trigger, and disorient children which can sometimes cause pre-birth PTSD and depression caused by the holiday onslaught.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 11
Alexa, be more woke
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 10
Replying to @emmabarrie
Unlimited cashew butter
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 10
When you tell a pet “good boy” or “good girl” it’s extremely speciest, gender normative, and a terrible form of gas lighting. Also, it’s cruel to name a pet. You don’t know their chosen name.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 8
The little ones keep saying, “I’m so fucking thankful for my ex,” and it’s teaching us all a lot about gratitude.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 7
may be on everyone’s minds, but in our classroom, “end game” refers to the portion of recreational activities where each child shares a positive affirmation with each of zher playmates and everyone is declared a winner. We celebrate pressed juice mockmosas.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 6
Replying to @LAPDHQ @MayorOfLA and 8 others
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 6
LA RAIN WARNING! Please do not risk your child’s life by driving them in the rain. Everything is canceled until mother nature’s horrific onslaught ceases. She is feeling vengeful today.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 4
Yes. “As mindful as a bee.” “Give a man a Phish ticket, he’ll rage for a day. Teach a man about Phish, he’ll be very chill for a lifetime.” Etc.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 4
We thought Aquaman was the worst superhero but then we heard about Tariff Man...
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 4
Many of our friends are discussing the princesses in Wreck it Ralph 2 (ooof sounds a bit destructive). While we support creative transformations, we're still not allowing princess dresses in the classroom. Monarchies aren't very inclusive.
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 4
An important read for our friends celebrating The Festival of Lights
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Los Feliz Daycare Dec 3
The Santa myth perpetuates fear of judgment, weightism, sugary lifestyles, forced entry, and it’s NOT SAFE!
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