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Our toddlers started a petition to with Lin-Manuel Miranda, Tilda Swinton, Solange, or an avocado.
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Los Feliz Daycare Aug 1
Full disclosure: the anonymous student who tweeted “Ellen DeClearlyNotGenerous” from our account (since deleted) appeared on the Ellen Show last season. They recited 1000 digits of Pi while everyone begrudgingly danced.
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Los Feliz Daycare Aug 1
NEWS IS RELENTLESS. NO MORE NEWS. ENOUGH TERRIBLE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. ENOUGH THINGS IN GENERAL HAVE HAPPENED. DONE.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 31
If Tr*mp bans TikTok, every breathing person under the age of 24 will flood the streets and dance on the front lawn of the White House until their point is made. And it’s not even really dancing. It’s TikToking. We can’t let this happen.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 31
Beyoncé is a close personal friend so it would be unethical to review her visual album but words like “flawless,” “singular moments of eternal bliss,” and “spiritually orgasmic” have been thrown around.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 30
Us again: You really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need to charge your crystals in a full moon. And wear a mask.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 30
Our latest earthquake kit is a deep cut by The National and a picture of pre-covid farmers markets
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 29
Tr*mp is trying to scare his base with mail voting but the real threat to our democracy is clearly MALE voting.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 28
Bill Barr is a crook no love and light to Bill Barr hope to never see or speak of B*ll B*rr again.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 28
Oprah (95 weeks, a proud Swifty) thinks Taylor wrote the lyrics “I’ve been meaning to tell you, I think your house is haunted. Your dad is always mad and that must be why” after eating at the new al fresco parking lot dining area at the Glendale Galleria.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 27
Happy 80th, Bugs Bunny. We stan a confident Queen.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 26
“The new Taylor Swift is not just a major mood, it’s a personality, an identity, and a way of life. I am forever changed.” - August’s (103 weeks, pronounced “Austin”) Folklore review. He only gave it 2 1/2 stars but seems passionate none the less.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 26
WORST TRIBUTE IMAGINABLE
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 24
Abolish Paw Patrol
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 24
We’ve been eating about 10 desserts at a time lately so this is considered health-forward.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 23
Taylor Swift and The National for the next 1000 years
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 23
Bon Iver and Taylor Swift joining forces has sent our toddlers into the woods on a “journey of self discovery and celebration.” Shaman Jeff is chaperoning and they have plenty of (non psilocybin) snacks. If they happen to look for Helper Pat, great, but that’s not their mission.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 22
Person Woman Man Camera TV is the name of LFDC’s least accomplished but hardest working improv troupe
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 22
We support activism of all kinds but something about flooding every senator’s voicemail with “Free Britney” messages doesn’t sit right with us. And the 12-15 toddlers marching outside, chanting, “Free my baby one more time,” are distracting our meditators.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 22
Normalize sex work. Destigmatize drive-thrus (No I don’t want fr*es with that). Celebrate musicians. Choose tracks 2 and 3 from the new Chicks album.
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