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Los Feliz Daycare
**We do not accept immunized children** Child Care Provider: LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
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Los Feliz Daycare 4h
There shouldn't even be Boy Scouts! Gender bias much? And "scouting" implies exploiting children for Western manifest destiny "discover."
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Los Feliz Daycare 6h
Replying to @thomaslennon
We fully support your act protest but we may have a mix up. Joanjett just took a Lyft to zher reiki specialist. Zhe said zhe had permission!
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Thomas Lennon 6h
Replying to @LosFelizDaycare
Wow. You're picking (pronounced killing) flowers now? I'm coming to pick up Joanjett as soon as my car is charged.
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Los Feliz Daycare 9h
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Los Feliz Daycare 10h
Replying to @Veevers
Your cohort is more than welcome. Spiritual Breastfeeding and Advanced Ghee Rituals begin this week.
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Los Feliz Daycare 10h
Our STEM curriculum now includes kale etiquette, the art of broccoli scrubbing and how to choose the right flower for your current emotion.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 23
Fun fact: Frank Ocean and Brad Pitt met at a 2014 LFDC veggie-que fundraiser. Proceeds went to Wheels for Paralyzed Goats.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 22
Someone left the shed open and some skunks got into the cider press. Please remember we can't name them. That's not for us to do.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 21
Exclusive: Avocado (83 weeks) just revealed that zhe has insider info and Sean Spicer is in talks to join American Horror Story: Cult.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 21
Farm to table snack is being pushed back a few minutes to determine if the home mushrooms Bitcoin's mommies sent are psilocybin or regular.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 19
"People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes" -Mayble (73 wks) talking about zher bff Blink (82 wks)
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 19
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 19
Rosé (43 weeks) had a napmare that the awful trumpcare bill made a "McConnellssance." Can one of the helpers bring in more lavender?
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 18
Sansa (117 weeks) stepped on Poet's (79 weeks) zen rake and screamed, "for the love of Terry Gross!!!!"
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
On , please remember that emojis stifle individuality and create cookie cutter responses that lack real human emotion!
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 17
We don't like to say "Show and Tell." That seems invasive and too commanding. We prefer "You're Invited To Share If Emotionally Comfortable"
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 16
It's hard to explain to the toddlers that winter is here when we've had record heat lately. Anyway, if you spoil GOT, find another daycare.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 16
Funny. Our all female, all toddler production of Dear Evan Hanson has been getting rave reviews.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 16
Call us when Dr. Who is one of the many other genders.
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Los Feliz Daycare Jul 14
Incident report: Helper Pat "stole Nola's nose" which led to an explosive, stevia-fueled "My Imaginary Body Is Still My Body" think piece.
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