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Ikea Monkey
Reporter for newspaper focusing on apes trapped at furniture stores
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Melissa Bowers 7h
You on the You on the day you receive day you get to any kind of announce it publishing news
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Ikea Monkey 2h
I dunno, pal, my mom is dead in part because medical "professionals" routinely dismissed and minimized her concerns, but yeah. "Memes."
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Ikea Monkey 2h
Replying to @PaulSzoldra @PhilKlay
Good.
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Ikea Monkey 2h
Replying to @TonyRobbins
Do your calculations include money for settling out of court?
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Ikea Monkey 2h
Replying to @TonyRobbins
By not assaulting women, for one.
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Ikea Monkey 2h
Lindsey is a
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Ikea Monkey 3h
Replying to @smithsara79 @roxiqt
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Ikea Monkey 3h
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Ikea Monkey 6h
It's John Bolton, you don't have to call him "sir."
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Ikea Monkey 6h
You coward.
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Ikea Monkey 9h
Jim bullied Pam.
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Ikea Monkey 10h
Does he...could he think the server is a person?
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Suzanne 12h
Replying to @matthewamiller
My husband and I had the same issue with our guinea pigs so we just started calling them Steve Doocy and The Brown Haired One Who Isn't Steve Doocy. Side note, Guinea Pig Not Steve Doocy pretty vigorously humped Guinea Pig Steve Doocy leaving him temporarily paralyzed.
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Ikea Monkey 10h
Replying to @AmbJohnBolton
What?
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Ikea Monkey 10h
That's the author of "Boogers: Where Do They Come From and Why Do They Taste Good?"
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Ikea Monkey 13h
Replying to @NPR
No one is raising that question.
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Ikea Monkey 22h
Replying to @OrlandoDreamers
Goodbye.
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Ikea Monkey 22h
Replying to @IvankaTrump
Eat - and I can't emphasize this enough - shit.
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Ikea Monkey 24h
Replying to @Michael2014abc @ExumAM
For what reason?
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Ikea Monkey Nov 21
Replying to @Michael2014abc @ExumAM
Would he have the right to give Don Jr a trident? Could he name Eric Trump the commanding officer of the USS Nimitz?
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