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Michael Stafford
"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest" - Paul Simon in 1970 describing social media in 2019.
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Michael Stafford 6h
Can this town's media just stop with the "Just In: Ford was roundly booed" angle and soak in what was the real story? As Jules in said "I don't remember asking you a Goddamned thing".
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Michael Stafford 7h
"If you weren't at Nathan Phillips Square, you'd be home by now!". Put your trust in Stafford Real Estate, est. 2019.
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Michael Stafford 8h
McDonalds at Cawthra and Lakeshore but, yes, arches.
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Michael Stafford 8h
Uber surge pricing must be 50,000% in the 416 right now.
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Michael Stafford 9h
Wrong again. It's me.
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Michael Stafford 10h
just flew over the house in Port-No-Credit. 2.1 million people on my lawn cheered loudly. No, really. I hate the three hours it takes to mow that lawn!
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Michael Stafford 11h
This isn't even close to the numbers at Trump's inauguration. It's 10x the size of that January afternoon, today in downtown T.O.
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Michael Stafford Jun 16
Thanks to my stepsons, Little Lord Fuck Pants and the Hurricane, for this amazing Step-Father's Day present. If only it was legal as a front plate, Doug Ford!
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Michael Stafford Jun 16
Replying to @drex
Agreed, as a part of basic health, dental is crucial. However, the dental Inc. has been focused on "what's insured?". I and my stepkids have undergone procedures we did not need and they troll for every dollar. Just like Britain's National Health. 3 pairs of glasses for seniors.
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Michael Stafford Jun 15
Replying to @nrs82
I'd love to see him interview Paul McCartney.
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Michael Stafford Jun 15
Replying to @Jbrownroxx @Jewel885
Franky D is a gem. A really mediocre gem, like peridot...my August birthstone. But a gem.
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Michael Stafford Jun 15
Replying to @trig72
Back in the day, a fella had to jump through hoops and wait 8-9 days just to Canada Post a dickpic to a fair maiden! A stamp to Tokyo was ¥28!
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Michael Stafford Jun 14
Replying to @pattymo @jimslotek
Fuuck.
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Michael Stafford Jun 14
Replying to @TorontoViewer @trig72
I talked about it on-air with this morning after I saw it on FB. I'm wondering if it was photoshopped. Is it confirmed to be true?
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Michael Stafford Jun 14
Replying to @TrafficChopper
What was going on? You went to see Avengers?
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Michael Stafford Jun 13
Replying to @trig72
But also one of those tree freshiners things.
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Michael Stafford Jun 13
Replying to @globalnews
I no longer need Pornhub.
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Michael Stafford Jun 13
Dances With Wolves. Which beat Goodfellas. Bite. Me. Twice.
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Michael Stafford Jun 13
Huge ups to for spending an entire day in the lousy weather to keep us up to date on the Raptors fandom at Scotiabank for . I'd be in an ambulance by now!
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Michael Stafford Jun 13
Replying to @trig72
Deluxe always got me a handjob.
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