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Thanos
the sad titan
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Thanos Oct 6
i should probably snap again
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Thanos Sep 22
my vasectomy didn’t take
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Thanos Sep 19
Replying to @LonelyThanos
i got it back
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Thanos Sep 15
Replying to @LonelyThanos
web md says it should pass into my stool in a couple of days
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Thanos Sep 15
i accidentally ate the space stone, i thought it was a tide pod
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Thanos Sep 1
i ran out of toilet paper
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Thanos Aug 23
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Thanos Aug 19
i traded my kid for a rock
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Thanos Aug 18
i tried using the reality stone to make muffins, they’re okay
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Thanos Aug 18
chill out
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Thanos Aug 11
i swallowed a gnat
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Thanos Aug 3
Replying to @LonelyThanos
lol
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Thanos Aug 3
thanos rulz
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Thanos Jul 31
my movie is now available wherever beta tapes are rented
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Thanos Jul 28
my favorite singer is chris gaines check him out
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Thanos Jul 21
hey gang
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Thanos Jul 20
Replying to @LonelyThanos
no one wants my autograph
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Thanos Jul 18
i’ll be at comic con signing autographs at booth 3522
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Thanos Jul 16
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Thanos Jul 8
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