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Thanos
the sad titan
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Thanos Apr 18
Replying to @jneuner_16
lie
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Thanos Apr 17
i have a guest role on tonight’s episode of chicago fire
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Thanos Mar 31
go duke!
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Thanos Mar 27
i hope ant-man doesn’t mind the smell of preparation h
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Thanos Mar 26
my fart smells like raisins
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Thanos Feb 3
a 3-3 super bowl was my ultimate evil plan
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Thanos Jan 29
my bunion is flaring up
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Thanos Jan 13
No
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Thanos Dec 17
i lost my best pencil
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Thanos Nov 13
get out and vote today!
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Thanos Oct 6
i should probably snap again
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Thanos Sep 22
my vasectomy didn’t take
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Thanos Sep 19
Replying to @LonelyThanos
i got it back
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Thanos Sep 15
Replying to @LonelyThanos
web md says it should pass into my stool in a couple of days
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Thanos Sep 15
i accidentally ate the space stone, i thought it was a tide pod
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Thanos Sep 1
i ran out of toilet paper
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Thanos Aug 23
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Thanos Aug 19
i traded my kid for a rock
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Thanos Aug 18
i tried using the reality stone to make muffins, they’re okay
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Thanos Aug 18
chill out
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