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Liz Stong
Larper, writer, and all around renaissance lady.
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Liz Stong 48m
Replying to @meinberg13
I love my cat even tho she is an enormous jerk.
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Larp Tips Feb 8
GOAT LARP is the world's first larp FOT GOATS. The Goats are the players, and the humans are running the larp for them. It will take place on a goat farm in Redding, Connecticut (USA) in Spring 2019. This is a real project.
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Jarod K. Anderson Feb 5
Flour was once alive. Yeast is alive. Look, I’m just saying what we’re all thinking: The Great British Bakeoff is a necromancy competition.
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The CryptoNaturalist Jan 14
I trust my body. For example, when I gain weight, I assume I’m just naturally expanding to confuse and intimidate potential predators. I know there are plenty of giant, hungry eagles just waiting for me to shed a few pounds. My sharp instincts and love of pasta protects me. 🦅
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Liz Stong Jan 4
2019 goal/mindset: Aesthetic or death
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Liz Stong Jan 4
Replying to @OrlySunja
I am so jealous of you right now.
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Respectable Lawyer Dec 28
Story Time: Soon after we began dating, I began to pick on my wife because every time I got in her car, the gas tank was empty. For years she let me pick on her, playing this role that she was forgetful or lazy.
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Metricula Dec 28
HOLY SHIT ATTACKED
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The Regal Beagle 👑🐕 Dec 25
Nicknames are a sign of low intelligence and laziness. Thank you for coming to my Theodore Discussion.
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the library haunter 🦉🎄❄ Nov 29
weird how at midnight on her thirty-fifth birthday a woman stops getting cat-called by strangers and starts solving crimes in a coastal village.
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Jarod K. Anderson Nov 22
Depression is cosmic horror. Your mind is your one and only window to reality. When that window begins to fog and warp, the very concept of “real” begins to rust before your passive gaze. No tentacular horror on the doorstep of time can top the simple dread of depression.
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Matthew Buckley Nov 13
There’s a fascinating piece of WWII science history called the Battle of the Beams. The problem: a pack of genocidal bastards are bombing England. They’re doing it at night, and given that this is before GPS, they’re really bad at figuring out where they are going.
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Liz Stong Nov 15
Have I mentioned My Jam by and is a perfect game? Have I also mentioned that it is currently being kickstarted RIGHT NOW? (The answer is yes, I have mentioned both those of things, because I can't stop talking about this game)
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Liz Stong Nov 13
I would like to thank for what I am sure will be my most proud possession.
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Iron Spike Nov 12
This is by Ollie Harrington, a black cartoonist and Yale undergrad who eventually requested, and won, political asylum in East Germany on the grounds of racial hostility exercised by the US.
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Nicole Cliffe Nov 12
what "sweet!" thing are you a humorless bitch about? (mine is videos of soldiers surprising their kids by coming home unexpectedly in front of their classmates, like, this is a private and complicated thing, we shouldn't be seeing it, stick to the excited dog reunion ones)
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jensen kendall Nov 3
He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside
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Jack Hefner 🇧🇩 Nov 1
Michael Myers taught me a valuable life lesson. Don’t worry about how fast everyone around you is moving. If you’re determined, just move at your own pace and you’ll kill shit every time. Thanks Mike
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Jeff Dieterle Nov 3
Yeah, we launched our KS, and yeah, it funded sometime between 4 and 9 AM. That’s REAL COOL. But nothing’s going to top the fact that said nice things about our game.
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