Twitter | Search | |
The Sassiest Semite
Tourettes makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me social anxiety. Jackson Browne fan. NHL analyst of living rooms. Drummer. Punk rock Amélie.
64,838
Tweets
3,068
Following
33,857
Followers
Tweets
The Sassiest Semite 2h
Under appreciated, decently disturbing musical gem: “He Liked To Feel It”, Crash Test Dummies
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 3h
Replying to @Tweekita
Yes!
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 5h
Replying to @feistyycuntt
Nope, I totally agree.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 5h
Replying to @LO2daPEZ
Yeah, that’s extremely fair.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 5h
Replying to @DaveAGiannini
YES
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 5h
Replying to @listenyoungman
Where do I donate?
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 5h
Oh and you are gonna have to ruuuumble
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 5h
Replying to @michaeldean2645
Good choice
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 5h
If you could create a scented candle & have it smell exactly like any one thing, what would it be? And before you ask, yes, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina has still already been taken.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite retweeted
Mari Poppins Feb 25
I've had enough
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 7h
Hero.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 7h
Replying to @marcorubio
21 Jump Street over here. Who talks like this?
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 8h
Replying to @Aimsel
I’m mortified.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 8h
I just sent an email that autocorrected to “I will wee when I get there & report back.” Somebody hurl my body into the sun, please.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite retweeted
GingerLee 11h
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 9h
Replying to @glee_writes
Every damn day.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 9h
Replying to @CFowler1000
I didn’t say I was napping....
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 9h
Replying to @bigredsibin
Well, now I am very jealous. Enjoy.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite 9h
Very excited to announce that I’m planning some extremely exciting naps in the coming weeks.
Reply Retweet Like
The Sassiest Semite retweeted
Frin Feb 25
I’m 37 years old and every. single. time. I start my period I immediately go ,”Ohhh *that* explains the last few days”
Reply Retweet Like