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Lauren Elena
I started about my "adventures" in NYC but now take myself out on “Literary Dates” based on I’ve read set in . She/Her
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Lauren Elena 11h
They win Twitter today.😂🤣😭🤣
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Stefanie Simpson 18h
I [30] asked my ex childhood friend [32] who kinda hates me to pretend to date for a wedding so our mums stop trying to set us up with arseholes, but now I have feelings and want to practice my ropework on him. What should I do?
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Lauren Elena 12h
Replying to @Simpson_Romance
I like the sound of this one!!😍
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Lauren Elena 12h
It’s only 79 degrees but I still have 1 broken AC going, 1 tower fan, 1 vornado fan, and one mini portable “AC” going. Feels tolerable.
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Lauren Elena 12h
Replying to @LucyGoesDating @bumble
Ugh! I can’t even bother with this stuff anymore. My frustration tolerance has gone way down.
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Lauren Elena 14h
Replying to @LucyGoesDating @bumble
Every time someone has extended me, they then don’t reply. Not kidding.🙄
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Lauren Elena 14h
Replying to @Sonia_Palermo
😂🤣🤣
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Lauren Elena 14h
Replying to @DatingInMy30s
That will be nice!!!
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Lauren Elena 14h
Love Jamie!!😍😍😍
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Lauren Elena 17h
This is really awesome.🤦🏻‍♀️
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Lauren Elena 17h
Replying to @Sonia_Palermo
Whoa. That would not fit in my juicer. I really am talking about a juicer! Seriously!😉
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Lauren Elena 17h
Replying to @DatingInMy30s
My apartment has been so hot too. Finally tonight should be good.
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Lauren Elena 17h
Replying to @AuthorSarahS
This reminds me that I still need to watch the third season of Outlander. 😍
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Lauren Elena Aug 4
Replying to @BoomerTravels
I love mojitos! Invented by Ernest Hemingway, really? That’s so cool!
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Lauren Elena Aug 4
Replying to @fairyburger
Haha! I know! Especially if I see someone with them, it’s all I can think about for the rest of the day.😉
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Lauren Elena Aug 4
Replying to @whole_runners
I can only imagine how awesome it is to finally be done with that thing and chemo! Wishing you both lots of health and happy times ahead!
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Lauren Elena Aug 4
Replying to @whole_runners
Me too!!😅
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Lauren Elena Aug 3
Replying to @Alex_Micati
Ha! Do you dip your fries in ketchup or put it all over your fries?
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Lauren Elena Aug 3
Replying to @Alex_Micati
I dip my fries in the ketchup.😋 Didn’t you say something about ketchup?
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Lauren Elena Aug 3
Working with kids often gives me unhealthy cravings. I’m a frequent apple juice drinker and today a kid got to chomp on fries while I looked on with envy. So of course I’m now eating french fries. They are so good!😋
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