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Lisa Jakub
Author/speaker/mental wellness advocate/retired actor. (Mrs. Doubtfire, Independence Day & many bad TV movies.) My books: You Look Like That Girl & Not Just Me
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Maggie Smith 19h
Today’s goal: Stop calling your heart broken; your heart works just fine. Know that if you are feeling—love, anger, gratitude, grief—it is because your heart is doing its work. Let it. Keep moving.
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A Literal Homosexual Apr 22
People who graduated in 1985 complaining about Warren’s plan to eliminate student debt because they had to pay for their degree
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the library haunter 🦉🎄❄ 18h
Let's cancel the lie that you can only express appreciation for romantic partners. This year we're showing our friends we love them. We’re writing letters, we’re sending presents, we’re celebrating our favorites with unembarrassed enthusiasm.
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Lisa Jakub 16h
When you’re in an artistic flow state but your writing partner has spring fever.
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Lisa Jakub Apr 22
I’ve seen a trend of apple-eating in film lately. Like, hey, this situation is totally unrealistic but the guy is eating an apple, so you can...you know...relate. You eat apples, too.
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jordan Apr 22
Me: My anxiety isn’t debilitating. Also me: I’m genuinely scared to listen to any voicemail.
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Lisa Jakub Apr 22
Here are all the places you can come hang out with me. - for more info and retreat registration.
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Lisa Jakub Apr 22
I don’t understand Twitter today. Maybe I should start watching Game of Thrones. *cue the debate of the benefits of not understanding Twitter...
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Kate Dylan Apr 20
Genie: I will grant you three wishes, but you can't wish for–– Me: ––more wishes, yes, I know the drill. Genie: Actually, I was going to say you can't wish for me to finish your novel. Me: Genie: Me: I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
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Lisa Jakub Apr 22
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Lisa Jakub Apr 22
I replaced a shower head yesterday. By myself. I used a wrench and stuff. While my husband folded laundry. It was glorious.
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Lisa Jakub Apr 21
Replying to @Lisa_Jakub
And PS you deserve more than you think you do.
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Lisa Jakub Apr 21
Hey y’all. Don’t settle for less than you deserve. Thanks.
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Raven Book Store Apr 17
Today a customer mentioned that she could get a new hardcover book online for $15. Our mission is not to shame anyone for their shopping practices, but we do feel a responsibility to educate about what it means when a new hardcover is available for $15 online.
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Parker Higgins Apr 20
using this caption for every one of my selfies from now on
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Lisa Jakub Apr 20
I made small talk at an event, y’all. I chatted. This is just to reassure you that you can do hard things. Now excuse me while I sleep for five hours.
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gilli 🌸 Apr 17
So we got my dog a puppy today and this was her reaction...
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sweet cicely 🌱 Apr 17
one day each of us burned a CD for the last time but we didn't know it was the last time
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Lisa Jakub Apr 19
Replying to @mom_2kb
Just follow the link, you can order there. Hope you find it helpful for your daughter!
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Lisa Jakub Apr 19
No matter how many times a stranger says they had a crush on me “when I was younger” - it never gets less awkward.
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