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Rosé on weekdays & rescuing pitbulls🎵working 4 Oprah & voting 4 liberals🎵getting mad on this site for all that it brings🎵these r a few of my favorite things
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The Onion 21h
"We were just minding our own business and everything was totally normal, with no curfew or persecutions or any limits on our rights, and all of a sudden, poof—the Holocaust was in full swing."
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Yashar Ali 🐘 Jun 5
When appeared on Ellen's coming out episode in 1997, she got more hate mail than any other time in her career I'll never forget this moment on her show when an audience member said she shouldn't have appeared on Ellen's coming out episode This was 22 years ago...
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Michael Sheetz May 29
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maura quint May 24
Me: *spends an entire day agonizing about sending a tweet where I left out an apostrophe* Rudy Giuliani, who is an attorney with a law degree and is employed by the President of the United States of America:
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 21
“Oh fuck you, straw” - me, to me straw just now, after I bumped it with my arm and caused my entire drink to spill ...yes I’m doing fine why do you ask?
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Laura Bassett May 20
Imagine being a 17-year-old girl trying to explain racism, spontaneously and on the record, to an adult male reporter, and then he transcribes every "like" and "um" that you say in order to mock you on Twitter. This is not the purpose of journalism.
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 20
Replying to @night_diving
Really proud of you for this fyi
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Tiffany May 17
This is quality content
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 18
“durably designed”
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Gina Rushton May 16
Reductress is going so hard this week
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 12
“I couldn’t think of anything for ‘caring’ so I erased it.” to my fellow uncaring moms out there!
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 12
Replying to @BarberEcology
I was unaware this came with induction into a club of handsome dudes, ok fine I accept
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 11
Good morning I just spent 10 actual minutes plucking gray hairs out of my head and then sent a very cool and totally calm text to my hair stylist to kick off this Saturday
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Carliss Chatman May 9
If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 9
Replying to @CurvesAndNerves
And here I was worried about my chicken legs 😂
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 9
“Mom?” my 5 year old asks sweetly and sincerely. “Why is your leg like that? Like, why is it so... you know? Round?” “Wh—“ “Maybe because you’re getting older.”
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 9
Me trying to figure out what a ProJared is
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hug a pit bull 🐶 May 2
This lede might be my favorite in the history of all things journalism. "An alleged Russian spy whale is refusing to leave a Norwegian port city, in what appears to be a high-profile defection after a week of global attention on the unnamed beluga."
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Chris Kelly May 1
What must it have felt like the moment they realized this was possible?
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Millie Apr 20
Since abortion is outlawed in 5 states (I believe) at first heartbeat detection, child support should ALSO start at the same time, including required billing of 50% of the medical bills. I wonder how many mens’ opinions would change when they actually had to take responsibility
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