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Lindsey Kelk
English writer in LA. Makes up stories for a living. I love you, please buy my books. Co-host of and podcasts.
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Lindsey Kelk 18m
Replying to @harrietbourton
Eat them, Harriet, eat them for me
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Lindsey Kelk 12h
Replying to @MatthewGaydos
So it was just PR?
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Lindsey Kelk 12h
Live footage of me connecting Her and Joker
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Lindsey Kelk 12h
‘i love this song, it sounds like you’re driving through a tunnel in France and your baby died.’ Reader, I have to marry him.
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Lindsey Kelk 13h
Replying to @wrestlesplania
Burn it with fire
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Lindsey Kelk 18h
Replying to @LisforLia
I realize I was behind on this but I searched the gif so I’m going with it
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Replying to @LisforLia
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Lindsey Kelk 19h
Replying to @WeHaveSnacks
Oh my god, the thought makes me want to weep. I’m tearing up!
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Lindsey Kelk 20h
Delighted that the word ‘manky’ is getting a global moment today
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Lindsey Kelk 21h
Replying to @SamFoshoBro
Gotta lift, bro
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Replying to @LindseyKelk
It’s honestly offensive that all wedding dresses are mad for upper body when I have a butt for the first time in my life
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Lindsey Kelk 22h
Thank you for combining my two favourite things
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Lindsey Kelk 22h
Would anyone be upset if I got married in leggings because I’ve been working out like crazy and my ass look SPECTACULAR right now. That is all.
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Lindsey Kelk 22h
Replying to @warwickee
You were right to do this
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Lindsey Kelk Sep 20
Replying to @alanarusso
WE DESERVE THIS
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Lindsey Kelk Sep 20
I will also accept Get These Books as an alternative slogan
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Lindsey Kelk Sep 19
Replying to @dansinker
I believe in you
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Lindsey Kelk Sep 19
Replying to @lafergs
Thank you for bringing this to my attention
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Lindsey Kelk Sep 19
Retweeting primarily because my contour is on POINT. Also, wrestling.
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