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Liam
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i Jan 24
why is it flopping in usa... y’all keep streaming omg
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Liam Jan 25
People that sub on fb literally have no fear they’ll write a status like “can’t believe I almost had ur baby u piece of shit” and their grandma will comment “my beautiful smart princess xoxo”
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Elle Hunt Jan 25
169 years since Tolstoy bought the unnecessary horse
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average joe Jan 24
goddammit just stop and think for one fucking second what the hell does "should of" mean it makes no sense and how have u been alive this long without seeing the word "should've" and going oh hey that's probably right u make me so fucking angry i can't anymore
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not lindsay lohan Jan 24
the poet the poem
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Liam 6 Mar 14
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Liam Jan 21
Me when my boss asks why im uncontrollably clicking my pen and tapping my foot at our 10am meeting
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Liam Jan 19
Vanderpump rules sadly
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Mark Jan 18
I’m LOSING MY MINDDDDDD omfg & you are a dream team I love you both sm 😭😭💕❤️💕
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Liam Jan 18
Replying to @k_hayy
Me at West Point omfg will never get old
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Liam Jan 18
Me feeling a depressive episode coming on immediately following a panic attack
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Liam Jan 18
Replying to @Jhaghighiiii
Ugh ur support is the only thing that keeps me going!!!
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Liam Jan 17
Every so often when my dad got home from work he would tell me how many times he thought of me that day and how lucky he felt and it’s so crazy how that stuff stays w u like 15 years later I’m thinking ab that I only hope my kids’ nanny does that for them :’)
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Liam Jan 17
My dad left his popcorn bowl on the couch for one second while he was in the kitchen and he came back in and saw THIS
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The Onion Jan 17
Man Assumed Being Heartless, Egotistical Maniac Would Have Made Him Richer By Now
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Liam Jan 16
Me in eighth grade after my mom checked my browser history:
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Liam Jan 16
If I don’t have left thumb in my front pocket during the pic, we aren’t real friends
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Liam Jan 16
Replying to @LiamTodd5
Jokes about average but story is 100% true
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Liam Jan 16
I work at an investment bank but I swear I think I work at Goop I’ll be looking at something and be like “ugh the energy is all off here it’s affecting my aura” ppl are like “ok well this is an excel spreadsheet so”
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Liam Jan 16
Replying to @tina_getsum_ham
so did u get it ?
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