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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸
Award winning bellend. Guitar repairman, motorcyclist, and… novelist! Tweets include politics, guitars, motorbikes , cats, random thoughts.
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 4m
Replying to @seanddotmedotuk
There was child swinging
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 retweeted
Ste K 7h
Until you stay out late. Then you’re a β€˜fat selfish cunt’
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 6h
Replying to @LeifB73
β€œWhy am I hitting myself? Why am I hitting myself? Why am I hitting myself? Why am I hitting myself? Why am I hitting myself? Why am I hitting myself…”
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 8h
Replying to @alphachromeyayo
I have to think about it
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 8h
Guitarists (and/or copy writers) : read the description and try not to laugh. Who comes up with this stuff?
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 8h
Have we ever had leaders who show humility, or is it all about pissing contests and dick-swinging?
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 8h
Replying to @LeifB73
"Rumple–FUCKING-Stiltskin!!"
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 8h
Replying to @LeifB73
β€œCOCK –A–HOOP!!”
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 11h
Replying to @LeifB73
"Stupid Flanders"
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 11h
Replying to @LeifB73
"OOF"
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 11h
Replying to @LeifB73
"Mother of pearl!!"
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 11h
Replying to @LeifB73
"Jeez. Son of a bitch"
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 11h
Brexit is a powerful drug
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 retweeted
YouGov Jun 18
Replying to @YouGov
Which leads to a situation that would once be thought unimaginable. Almost half (46%) of Tory members would be happy to see Nigel Farage - the leader of a rival party - take over the their leadership of their own party
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 11h
Replying to @LeifB73
"Fuck" <sucks air through teeth>
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 23h
Replying to @LeifB73
Ow
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 23h
What’s the imagination equivalent of an earworm? Anyway I’m laughing at the idea of Mike Pence dressed as Flava Flave, hyping for Trump dressed as Chuck D.
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 retweeted
NPR 23h
Chauvinist cuts of popular movies are a thing in the pirate film industry – a small thing, but still a thing. In a modified version of the hit, "Avengers: Endgame," Brie Larson was completely removed β€” along with everything else seen as feminist or gay.
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 23h
Each one comes with an anonymous, yet tailored message
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🏍 Leif B / L.B. Keane 🎸 Jun 18
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