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Meredith Keller
Politics. Tech. Science. Frequently sarcastic. I write about technical stuff for a living.
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Meredith Keller Feb 16
That's seriously part of why my husband goes to cookie booths. He's a big guy and can look intimidating
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Meredith Keller Feb 16
Replying to @mrialena @lauramahler
My 8 year old girl scout would have recoiled in disgust. She's well trained in bodily autonomy.
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Meredith Keller Feb 16
Replying to @KevinMKruse
I don't mind an introductory paragraph or two. But at least give me an anchor that jumps to the recipe if you're going to include 33 photos and a story about your cat knocking an unrelated meal off the counter.
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Meredith Keller Feb 15
Replying to @tedlieu @seanhannity
Brain breaking. Agreeing with Annm Coulter.
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Meredith Keller Feb 15
Don't do it, you'll just end up gouging your eyes out.
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Meredith Keller Feb 15
Replying to @rabiasquared @GeesMom
Me too. There is no room in my house devoid of furniture.
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Meredith Keller Feb 15
Replying to @BillKristol
They've made their choice.
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Meredith Keller Feb 15
Replying to @tedcruz
And who will pay the continuing upkeep, Teddy? This is a cute sound bite but a moronic idea.
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Meredith Keller Feb 15
Replying to @704heather @jkempcpa
Meanwhile, my husband's answer is "A pizza cutter, because pizza is always awesome."
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Meredith Keller Feb 15
Replying to @704heather @jkempcpa
This was my first thought too. It's adaptable to many uses. (Also my most used item in the kitchen).
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. Feb 14
being a bad negotiator is not a national emergency
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Meredith Keller Feb 14
Replying to @jkempcpa
Bahaha. Narwhal Eating a Bagel this morning thanks to my 8-year-old, who thinks it's the best thing to dance to before school.
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Meredith Keller Feb 14
Replying to @starbuckshelp
Cinnamon shortbread is great and should be permanent :)
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Meredith Keller Feb 14
The cherry mocha sure is pretty, but it's also really yucky.
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Meredith Keller Feb 13
Beto's campaign used it a lot too. Look for volunteer opportunities with the campaign. They'll probably have some information.
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Meredith Keller Feb 11
Replying to @ElisaCardnell
Fantastic. I look forward to reading more about you! Crenshaw needs to go.
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Meredith Keller Feb 8
I don't even work for them but my brother is heavily involved as a volunteer and feel like I have to clarify every timeI mention his work!
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Meredith Keller Feb 8
I get that acoustics are weird, but if I can hear the words to the song from your radio from my 7th floor office next to the freeway... I think it may be a little loud. I also wonder if you have any hearing left.
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The Associated Press Feb 7
BREAKING: U.S. Supreme Court stops Louisiana from enforcing new regulations on abortion clinics, with Chief Justice John Roberts joining court’s liberals in 5-4 vote.
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Meredith Keller Feb 7
Replying to @CleverTitleTK
My constant annoyance when I work on mine.
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