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Lachlan Forsyth
New Zealand. I talk about things and write about stuff. Opinions my own etc etc |
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Lachlan Forsyth 2h
Replying to @mariahmocarey
You could have a fine run mimicking an 18th century urchin. "Wot, Sir? You 'ad your pocket pinched by some scurrilous sot, Sir? Wot an 'orrible thing to happen to a honourable gentleman as yourself, m'lud."
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Lachlan Forsyth 4h
Replying to @LaurieFleming
It would be a honour.
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Lachlan Forsyth 4h
Replying to @David_Cormack
At least you died with taut buttocks and a sense of achievement
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Lachlan Forsyth 4h
It's "A historic" not "AN historic" and this is an hill I'm willing to die on
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gabi Sep 23
welcome to the age of female superheroes
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Lachlan Forsyth 21h
It’s the thought of a moment that counts
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Lachlan Forsyth 23h
Stairway to heaven.
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Lachlan Forsyth 23h
As David meets his end attempting to climb 300 steps, I’d like to take a moment to remember him for what he meant to us all.
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 22
The people have spoken!
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 22
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 22
Also, Million Dollar Baby, Senna, Raging Bull, Chariots of Fire... and Blades of Glory.
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 22
Just give the top slot to Space Jam already
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 22
Replying to @SundayStarTimes
None other than Drake is one step ahead of you
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Tom Gara Sep 22
This whole thing is an obscenity but it takes an incredible and unexpectedly obscene turn right at the end
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 21
Replying to @angry_bucket @Dovil
😂
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 21
Replying to @FlightNurseRob
+1. How wonderful it is to exchange a sum of money for someone else’s skills and effort.
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 21
Replying to @Dovil
“Look at the bloody mess you’ve made! Fill that in with topsoil and smooth it off right now. And mind the begonias.”
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 21
Nothing like getting out in the garden with a shovel and a pickaxe to make you feel like a (90 year old) man. Ouch.
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Lachlan Forsyth Sep 20
“Unless you take power and change the rules, you are toast.”
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James Roque Sep 18
NZers in comments sections: "why are we accepting more refugees when we can even look after our own first!" Also NZers: *walks past homeless person trying to avoid eye contact*
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