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Riley's Scratchpad 7h
Replying to @SpeakerPelosi
getting Biden removed would HURT trump not help him. Sorry but you're wasting your time. You are the new face of the Moist Lady meme by the way so congratulations.
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Riley's Scratchpad 7h
Replying to @alexiaraye
sweatpants and sweatshirts aren't normal?
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Replying to @TheMajorSam
change your looks to attract people who don't care about looks makes sense.
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 21
Replying to @Tarfu
Well then you'll never die alone 😊
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 21
Replying to @CydoniaHS
Those are some sick HS cards dawg
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Ilhan Omar Jan 20
Dr. King “was not the cuddly creature we re-invent every King Day to lie to ourselves and our kids.” Dr. King’s life and death are a reminder of how hard oppressors fight you once your reach is beyond their control. Must-read 👇🏽
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 21
Replying to @Tarfu
You could always go outside Trying to make it less scary
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June Jan 20
if your partner starts literally hitting you because you matched up with a twitch streamer while playing a video game you should probably dump them
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
one point of clarification: the axioms are nonsense but the deductions that result from those axioms are not
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
"why are you sniffing down there?" - 2020
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
"Expose me. I dare you." Former CIA Agent Breaks Down Jeffrey Epstein Case via
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
Let her pay her bills. She has her reward. Cash!
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
Replying to @BernieSanders
yeaaa flip those capitalists on their heads like they treat everyone else and see how they like it!
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Bernie Sanders Jan 20
Dr. King put his life on the line, time and time again, in the struggle for racial, economic and social justice. Let us do more than honor and remember Dr. King. Let us be faithful to his revolutionary spirit and his call for a “radical revolution of values.”
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
An actor would get the joke.
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
Sorry No dicks allowed. And that only leaves assholes.
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
thee enna protect against hagueus particles
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
Samsung Galaxy Review: the 10 cent piece of plastic got stuck and it bricked the entire phone impossible to fix 0/10 Go back to design school. Fucking failures.
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
TFW they bring the emperor back because disney is run by suits
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Riley's Scratchpad Jan 20
if the alien invasion has to be microscopic then that's what it's going to be
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