Twitter | Search | |
Simon Hall
just trying to get by . . .without any major accidents or killing myself prematurely
9,545
Tweets
442
Following
169
Followers
Tweets
Simon Hall 9h
Replying to @jrhennessy
The next step is to put them in clothes and make them star in their own tv show, a reboot of Lancelot Link Secret Chimp called Matilda Map Covert Rat.
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall 12h
Replying to @paulverhoeven
If you could get the low down on where our car's second key is it would be appreciated
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 21
I'm assuming vagina is in quote marks because you meant see you next tuesday?
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 21
Replying to @evcricket
oh man - yeah any viral tweet can stop. (still impressive to watch though)
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 21
Replying to @evcricket
Gotta love a close dramatic horizon
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 21
Replying to @CaseyBriggs
Right that's it. Time to quit. I understand this subtweet.
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 19
Replying to @A_D_Morgan
The inside of the roll is the bathroom. Wiping is just logistics
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 19
Replying to @A_D_Morgan
Millenials. The group that can afford a bathroom just big enough for a giant toilet roll.
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 19
Replying to @wtb_Michael
These guys always look fake. I have them nest outside my kitchen window so i get a bit used to them. Visitors reignite my wonder
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 19
Replying to @adambspencer
Is what Chris did (or didn't do) to weights in the gym legal? (Asking for a friend)
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 19
Replying to @silverpebble
This list looks like mine each weekend. May you be successful in your endeavour! And if you are like me, there is no shame getting that beer at the end without doing it all (there are always spanners thrown in during the day ☺)
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 18
Was totally expecting this to happen...
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 17
This is the dilemma for people that like art. Can i pay what it is worth y/n and can i do it before some other bastard gets in before me
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 17
Replying to @DakotaBirder
It's like a little show from the UK called Midsomer Murders. Everytime someone is outside you hear a fox bark (its the calling card that someone is going to bite the dust)
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 17
Yeah totally subjective. My wife is of the same opinion (guess thats a plus for living together) but she also listens to Miss Fischer Murder books and they drive me mental! There are so many of them! :)
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 17
As an aside i can't really get in to Gaimans books that he reads himself. Love em but i find his reading style a bit offputting.
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 17
Oooh. I have a credit or two to spend. Almost got ZDC done on my recent roadtrip for work. Degas really does a great job.
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 16
Came here for the hamburgers with swords. Left disappointed. Will be back in a few years once i have learnt how to draw/paint
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 16
I'm an atheist but i'm praying like hell this happens
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Hall Oct 16
Replying to @OzKitsch @StockWeird
I'm not convinced.... you sure this isn't a TISM telethon?
Reply Retweet Like