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KT NELSON
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KT NELSON 7h
I love when friends and businesses send me cards that say “merry christmas” instead of “happy hollidays” bc then I can sue them for hate crimes. I’ve made hundreds of thousands in settlements and I will never stop
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KT NELSON 7h
Replying to @MikeIsaac
that’s how you become a darth
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KT NELSON 8h
Replying to @pablohidalgo
got it. you are acknowledging my correctness
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KT NELSON 8h
a lot of toxic fanboys will probably get mad at me about this but I have always viewed yoda’s famous line “there is no try, only do” as a grand condemnation of sharting
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Ashley Feinberg 10h
impossible to parody
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KT NELSON 8h
Replying to @DaveWeasel
I actually don’t remember much about that show lol
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KT NELSON 11h
[bows head solemnly] the arc of history is long but it bends towards justice
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KT NELSON 14h
Replying to @jrhennessy
hordes of gamers roaming the husks of burned-out cities in search of car batteries to power their spike-covered consoles
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KT NELSON 15h
Replying to @meakoopa
having said that I do not care abt coco Chanel’s Paris atelier or whatever that couch is dogshit
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KT NELSON 15h
Replying to @meakoopa
one day I hope to have that eames chair / ottoman so that I may sit in it and listen to incomprehensible modern jazz
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David Roth 21h
I voted for Trump because he promised to destroy my rival's butterfly paradise.
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viking Dec 16
took advantage of everything the hotel had to offer
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KT NELSON 18h
HOT LADY: fuCk me ME (putting on my coat and walking out the door): not with a pottymouth like that, madam. good day
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Mace Nicker 20h
Thank u officer
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KT NELSON 18h
Replying to @prophethusband
GF: golly rex your dick is the bee’s knees
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KT NELSON 19h
Replying to @spookperson
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KT NELSON 19h
Replying to @spookperson
this woman had an earth-shakingly bad take like a year ago and for the life of me I can’t remember what it was
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KT NELSON 19h
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KT NELSON 19h
the target audience for this shit is like ages 10-12. hot wheels ass bitch
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christian 20h
hey dude you suck insanely bad, do anything but this, become an accountant or anything else
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