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KT Nelson
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KT Nelson 10h
Replying to @thetomzone @dellcam
I think we can put our differences aside and join forces to shave jeff bezos’ eyebrows off
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KT Nelson 10h
Replying to @NOTVIKING
wow didn’t realize they had an airport in dingusville
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KT Nelson 11h
Replying to @Cryptoterra
dont gender my beautiful fuckbot plz
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KT Nelson 11h
Replying to @thetomzone
I will finally out you as a Vp-level admin of ISIS
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KT Nelson 11h
Replying to @lib_crusher
my elbow hurts from just watching this
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KT Nelson 11h
Replying to @thetomzone
[hannah comes home to find you squirting spermicide all over the floor] listen it’s a long story but I refuse to let krang win
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KT Nelson 11h
Replying to @jarry
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KT Nelson 11h
Replying to @thetomzone
jokes on you pal I already busted in ur vacuum
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KT Nelson 12h
Replying to @KrangTNelson
[whispering] any robot is a sex robot if you have sex with it
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KT Nelson 12h
I’m gonna fuck it
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KT Nelson 17h
Replying to @pixelatedboat
what a twist that would be tho
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KT Nelson 17h
there’s a new morgan freeman commercial where he says “plz join me and nat geo as we examine whether religion drives us apart, or if it in fact connects us in amazing ways we never throught possible” and like cmon dude we know it’s gonna the second one don’t try to be mysterious
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KT Nelson 17h
extremely cool that none of the consultants responsible for 2016 got drummed out of politics. super stoked that we didn’t strap them all to acme rockets like wile e coyote
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KT Nelson 19h
genuinely impressed by the persistence of large windowless highway-adjacent porn shops. you gotta imagine that the roadside-porn-dvd-and-dildo industry is struggling in the era of ecommerce but damnit thats why the small business owner is the backbone of america. their resilience
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KT Nelson 20h
Replying to @ka_waltz
[raising coffee mug to mouth] cronch cronch cronch
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KT Nelson 20h
so for *60 cents* sonic will just dump a bunch of nerds candy into your slushee and I am unreasonably upset by both the concept itself and the fact that this is apparently what that looks like
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KT Nelson Feb 15
Replying to @lib_crusher
salman Rushdie is a troop sir
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KT Nelson Feb 15
Replying to @captainkalvis
[head slowly spinning around 360 degrees] iiiii nneeeeeedddd caaaaassshhhh nooooowwwww
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KT Nelson Feb 15
Replying to @captainkalvis
sir you tricked me I demand compensation
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KT Nelson Feb 15
Replying to @oneunderscore__
I forgot she tried to lower the age of consent to 9 years old. very disturbing
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