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unlicensed professional 1m
Replying to @pixelatedboat
300k could pay a lot of child support! loljk I hope he uses it to buy a campaign blimp
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unlicensed professional 9m
how would that even be depicted in sock form? you’re not thinking this through properly joe
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unlicensed professional 53m
Replying to @WalshFreedom
just popping in to say this is a great post
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unlicensed professional 57m
joe walsh pivoting to Respectable Candidate but leaving all his racist tweets up reminds me of when the grinch took over the honda twitter account but there were still all the old tweets up abt 0% new car financing bc of 9/11
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unlicensed professional 2h
Replying to @pissboymcgee
that’s why there’s only like 20 million ppl in the whole country. once you ban everyone who’s done drink crimes that’s all you really have left
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unlicensed professional 3h
Replying to @IilgHos @KillerMike
who’s the enemy
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unlicensed professional 3h
Replying to @jbfan911
the W is for more Wine please!
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unlicensed professional 3h
just found out that if you get a dui in america you can’t ever go to canada. like you’ll go to the border and they’ll be like “sorry wino no calgary for u today or ever”
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unlicensed professional 4h
Replying to @kept_simple
why?? just ladling out a single bowl of soup, waiting 15 minutes, then doing another, etc?? this only poses more questions
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David Roth 5h
It's cool when Trump has to go do some presidential duty abroad at a G7 meeting or the like and then comes home and is like "most people don't know that there's a Spain. No one talks about it! Their celebrities are different than the ones we have, but we'll see."
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unlicensed professional 6h
Replying to @damrider11 @MattBevin
yes they are flat here
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unlicensed professional 6h
Replying to @MattBevin
the top of your head is perfectly flat, not unlike a manhole cover
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unlicensed professional 7h
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unlicensed professional 8h
Replying to @DothTheDoth
ok so in this world all astronauts are just huge pieces of shit. absolute criminals and just shitty ppl in general. they are constantly getting in trouble with space law
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unlicensed professional 9h
i have a tv show idea and it’s called space court
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unlicensed professional 9h
Replying to @vrunt @andylevy
he couldn’t stand the heat huh? think we found the cold porridge eater right here
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unlicensed professional 10h
Replying to @andylevy @vrunt
presumptively there is an ideal temperature to eat such a thing. no sane consumer would want cold chicken noodle soup, for instance
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unlicensed professional 10h
Replying to @andylevy @vrunt
which is a kind of soup next question
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unlicensed professional 10h
Replying to @vrunt
ok but they distinctly mention the temperature
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SlideShare Gems 12 Jan 18
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