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Pants Consultant
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Pants Consultant 4h
Replying to @AlexDropkin
General Mills is unironically one of the most powerful corporations in the world
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Pants Consultant 4h
Replying to @pls_b_nice_2_me
erroneous
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Pants Consultant 4h
fuck off with that “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” line that the breakfast lobby pushes all the time. cut dinner out and go to bed not having eaten since noon and then come tell me what the “most important” meal is
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Pants Consultant 7h
dude your wife got full custody lol
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mr. joshua Jan 19
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Pants Consultant 21h
Replying to @davidmackau
Sara Lee was convicted of aggravated manslaughter in 1956 and literally nobody cares
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Pants Consultant 21h
Replying to @mcmansionhell
I just noticed the symmetrical double garage. never seen that before
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Pants Consultant 22h
follow policing has gone too far
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Pants Consultant 22h
Replying to @davidmackau
he like learns then immediately forgets like once every few months
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Pants Consultant 22h
to all the ppl asking “how could you follow a monster like oj simpson?!?” I can only answer this: an unquenchable thirst for content
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @davidmackau
who would freeze a cake (non-ice cream). is this actually a thing
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @zandywithaz
zandy this is so good
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @StefanMolyneux
not an argument sir
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Pants Consultant 23h
one of the big problems with tofu for me is the cube shape. not a lot of good foods come in cube form
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @CNNRGLDN @JoshhTerry
a savvy consumer
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @Noahpinion
no no I already got it from watching the hbo show
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @CNNRGLDN @JoshhTerry
what if I told you they are the size of a quarter and cost 4 dollars a price
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @mcmansionhell
and an impressive array of security features. the cameras look military grade
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Pants Consultant 23h
Replying to @Noahpinion
no need, already saw chernobyl!
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Pants Consultant Jun 15
Replying to @classiclib3ral
friends of the pod
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