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waterslide enthusiast
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waterslide enthusiast 5h
Replying to @RacismFactory
is this a tweet mashup
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waterslide enthusiast 5h
Replying to @Kappa_Kappa
why is it only bad things tho. why couldn’t I manifest a free house or something
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waterslide enthusiast 5h
Replying to @BRANDONWARDELL
the logical conclusion here is that in 40 years you’ll be bernie sanders
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waterslide enthusiast 7h
Replying to @randygdub
he’s a wizard, ‘arry
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waterslide enthusiast 7h
Replying to @edzitron
sounds like a task for the president
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waterslide enthusiast 7h
Replying to @KrangTNelson
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waterslide enthusiast 7h
has anyone pointed out that rush appears to be wearing two hefty trashbags as pants
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waterslide enthusiast 8h
Replying to @sug_knight
oh well in that case by all means raise them to never trust another human
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waterslide enthusiast 8h
Replying to @PappyShannon
it is impossible to know
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waterslide enthusiast 8h
the hollow chocolate easter bunny is an unspeakably cruel ruse. it looks like you get a huge chunk of chocolate but then you bite into it to realize you’ve been had - most of your treat is simply air. if you truly love your children give them solid blocks of candy only
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dirt prince 21h
the guy from memento but he just has “the alamo” tattooed all over his body
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waterslide enthusiast 9h
Replying to @mekosoff
love that they hired a 55 year old ex banker to cover this beat, since young journalists are all fully employed
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Helen Rosner 10h
whooooooof y’all weren’t kidding about the new LA Weekly “cannabis editor”
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waterslide enthusiast 9h
Replying to @70Ceeks
when you’re on that loud
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waterslide enthusiast 9h
tried running bernie through the FaceApp youth filter
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waterslide enthusiast 10h
Replying to @DancesWithTamis
when you die you piss and shit yourself so
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waterslide enthusiast Apr 20
pretty wild to realize that fleetwood mac’s “go your own way” is technically older than france’s last official government guillotining
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waterslide enthusiast Apr 20
Replying to @andrewperezdc
fuckin awful!
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waterslide enthusiast Apr 20
the rise of “birthday cake” flavored things that aren’t birthday cake is truly disheartening, not only bc it’s a terrible flavor, but bc the scientists who invent them could easily be inventing cool things like hoverboards or driveable racecar beds, things society actually needs
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