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KT NELSON
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KT NELSON 16h
andrew cuomo ran a Nathan For You style scheme to give the impression he had ever received a single non—corporate non-billionaire donation and like 95% of the NY democrat delegates endorsed him, which should tell you pretty much everything you need to know abt NY politics
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KT NELSON 16h
Replying to @CamilleLoftus @Glinner
bc I would prefer 1. it not happen on twitter, bc duh 2. it involve the input of someone who isn’t a cis man
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KT NELSON 16h
Replying to @Glinner
mate I really dig your work but you’re on the wrong side of this one. don’t know what else to say. would be happy to discuss elsewhere and try to explain to you where you’re wrong here
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KT NELSON 16h
my friend made me look at this message they got from a tinder match and now you all have to see it too
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KT NELSON 17h
buddy wait until you find out abt who our president is
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KT NELSON 17h
Replying to @racefortheprize
Plz do not send hate mail to Rupert Murdoch’s tumtum
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KT NELSON 18h
Replying to @Glinner
pretty wild considering no cisgendered prisoners have ever sexually assaulted anyone ever
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Kumars Salehi Jul 17
ep 100 of is a family affair: and I celebrate the centennial with friends of the show and a very surprise guest!
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jack wagner Jul 17
this is so brave and inspiring
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KT NELSON 19h
Replying to @SonOfGodAndMan @VICE
that’s more of an establishment dem tactic
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KT NELSON 19h
wrote a bit about how young left candidates are throwing away expensive ads and establishment endorsements, instead embracing DIY and social media to reach their audiences. Me, for
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KT NELSON 20h
Replying to @Talkmaster
remember when you got arrested for taking all of your clothes off in that dennys
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KT NELSON 20h
not to be “that guy” but this seems like an enormous waste of good dildos
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summer sausage 23h
Jake is out here grinding every day, going behind enemy lines to give your grandpa the truth about what the kid today are saying
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KT NELSON Jul 17
hearing that a bunch of ppl are mad abt an upcoming cartoon reboot where the female characters don’t have big enough tiddies, can only assume they’re talking abt the muppet babies
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KT NELSON Jul 17
[late night infomercial] ANNOUNCER: don’t you hate it when you can’t hold rocks good *guy drops a rock onto a baby’s head* oh fuck ANNOUNCER: never have that problem again with The Rock Wagon! *rock wagon dancers enter from stage right*
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KT NELSON Jul 17
[seeing a girl in the boyscouts] fuck dude now everyone is gonna think our club where we get together and wear matching shorts and neckerchiefs is lame
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KT NELSON Jul 17
Replying to @kmilf21 @nephew_time
this is Krang’s wife. he died from getting squished by a falling piano, the number one cause of New York deaths
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KT NELSON Jul 17
Replying to @nephew_time
eh not much of a loss imo
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thomas violence Jul 17
making myself laugh by imagining Reagan saying "don't tear down this wall" and only realising 24 hours later
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