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The Outdoorsman is a available for preorder on iTunes
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Lewis Black Nov 10
BOSTON. Im at the Shubert Theater tonight. 8 pm. Join me for a night of crazed fun. Ill be yelling so you wont have to.
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Laura Kightlinger Nov 10
Replying to @KingKightlinger
I saw this and thought, when did I do that cheesy comedy?
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Laura Kightlinger Nov 9
Laurie! I beg to differ and I’m honored to be confused with you. I’ll be saying this again when we’re in the comics’ retirement home.
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Laura Kightlinger Nov 9
Replying to @TheGarofaholic
Actually, we’ve been dating since 2009.
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Laura Kightlinger Nov 9
I’ve gotten Kara Kilmartin
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Laura Kightlinger Nov 9
Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan Was Overlooked. Not Any Longer. - The New York Times
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Laura Kightlinger Nov 9
I’d love it. I’m trying to figure out what Laura Kightlingered is it getting hit on the head with the garage door while your carrying groceries and talking on the phone?
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Laura Kightlinger Nov 9
I’m sure there are parts of Texas that are - no, that’s it.
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Laura Kightlinger Oct 24
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John Fugelsang Oct 24
The president who told you Putin “very strongly denied” now wants you to know the Saudi Crown Prince “denied very strongly”
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Laura Kightlinger Oct 24
Please vote YES on 12! Pigs are smarter and certainly kinder and more empathetic than people.
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Ron Lynch Oct 12
LAST SHOW OF THE SUMMER! And it's a DOOZIE! One of the funniest...LAURA KIGHTLINGER! Top Edinburgh Comes DUO... ZACH & Viggo! From The MARIJUANALOGUES... TONY CAMIN! Songs from…
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(((ⓔⓥⓐⓝ ⓢⓗⓐⓟⓘⓡⓞ))) Oct 11
Patti LuPone: National Treasure.
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Laura Kightlinger Oct 13
SNAP - survivors network of those abused by priests. Child molesting priests are so prevalent there’s an org. with chapters throughout the US to help catholics who were raped when they were children. Priests forgiving priests is illegal it’s called, UNCONSCIONABILITY.
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Laura Kightlinger Oct 3
I’m beginning to think computers are more than a fad.
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𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓦𝔂𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓡𝓸𝓱𝓻𝓫𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 Sep 27
Classic defensive drunk. Absolutely classic. Textbook. Denial. Aggressive. Aggravated. Dry mouth. Overtalking. Details that don’t matter. Judgements. Blame Game. Go to a mtg dude.
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Beto O'Rourke Sep 25
This is unconscionable. We know what's wrong, we know how to fix it, and now we need to act. Restore these benefits for veterans who served this country.
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shauna Sep 27
If Brett Kavanaugh were a woman, they’d be calling this performance “hysterical.”
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Robert Maguire Sep 11
Everything's terrible, so here's a cockatiel hiding in a newspaper playing peekaboo
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