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Kimomaru
International playboy, author of 14,000 self-help books, bounty hunter, Swedish Finishing School president, host of hit reality show "What's That Taste Like?"
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Kimomaru 3h
Replying to @NewYorker
Well, the has a population of 17 million, the has a population of 330 million. We have 20 times more people. But let's allow for it. Comparing a tiny country with the US is inappropriate, like saying there's no difference between a 4 and a 20 person family.
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Kimomaru Sep 14
Pt.3 - A factory reset seems to have solved the problem, but what a pain, particularly in resetting Google Authentication virtual MFA.
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Kimomaru Sep 14
Pt.2 - Problems started happening when a friend installed a popular "music app" that I normally refuse to use on my phone. Even after uninstalling and going through the tracking and privacy settings, no luck - battery power would just drain in ten minutes.
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Kimomaru Sep 14
Pt.1 - An odd week for my smartphone. Right after the announcement, my phone's battery started dropping 1% every 30 seconds. At this point, you find just a bunch of conspiracy theories on "planned obsolescence".
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Kimomaru Sep 14
Replying to @ID_AA_Carmack
Here's an audiobook on Seneca's writing on the Shortness of Life, it touches on many of these subjects and its surrounding issues. Written form is great, but this audiobook is an hour long and basically crack on crack.
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Kimomaru Sep 14
Replying to @ID_AA_Carmack
I think you'd love to read the writing of Seneca all day long. It's really a lot more of this, but deeper and in more detail.
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Kimomaru Sep 13
When you increase the tax burden on the wealthy past a certain point, amazingly, they pick up and leave. When you can do whatever you want, you do whatever you want. Now will have a considerable amount less to tax into its coffers.
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Kimomaru Sep 13
Replying to @KojiPro2015_EN
Yeah, but there's no way to explain the "BB pod" shirt yet, STILL no one knows what that's all about. What would you say to people who asked? "This is from that new game...about death...and people hanging babies on their chests like Flava Flav's clock."
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Kimomaru Sep 12
Your dad is awesome.
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Kimomaru Sep 12
Replying to @polymegaHQ
RELEASE IT ALREADY.
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MVG Sep 12
Homebrew on a 2DS video coming Monday. Will Nintendo try to kill the video? lol who cares, im doing it anyway
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Kimomaru Sep 12
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Kimomaru Sep 12
I CANNOT wait for the gameplay video for to be released today. Please post as soon as possible, !
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IM🍑HIM Sep 10
my printer is the only object that i own that i actively resent owning.
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Kimomaru Sep 10
Replying to @kimbetech @PeterSchiff
Well, he's wrong until he's right. So, yeah he's got a 15 year streak on being wrong . . . so, yeah, he's wrong.
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Kimomaru Sep 10
God, this is so cringey. The cheap dialogue and videos, the clapping seals in the audience. Don't watch, Steve, don't watch. You're in a better place now.
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Kimomaru Sep 10
I love 's message; "If you don't buy a watch from us, you gonna diiiiieeee!"
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Kimomaru Sep 10
Replying to @PeterSchiff
I could write a script that tweets this stuff all day long for 15 years and no one would know I wasn't Peter Schiff. Not joking. The script would put together three sentences from different categories (QE, gold, silver, crypto, Trump, Fox news) and string them together.
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Kimomaru Sep 10
Replying to @KimomaruNull
pt.2 - plus, adding to my collection is something I've been looking forward to since the 90s. The only thing keeping me from purchasing the is bad reviews. So, no pre-order, I'll wait and see.
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Kimomaru Sep 10
With the upcoming build-out of my new office, I've had to put some real thought; go and (have), or just skip it and get a . When you factor in that the / combo won't be able to do games, I think I'm going .
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