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Kieran Poole
Award-winning radio | Live comedy show about | Podcast ★★★★★ on iTunes |
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Leeds United 12h
🙄 Prefer thanks! They don’t take a week to deliver a tweet
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Kieran Poole Jan 16
Forget VAR. Turns out Boy made Drake.
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Kieran Poole Jan 16
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Kieran Poole Jan 16
The last time Southampton lost to a lower league side in the FA Cup was against Bristol Rovers in 2008. It was live on telly. It was some bloke called Rickie Lambert* who knocked us out with a free-kick. *Super Sir Lord Rickie Lambert
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Kieran Poole Jan 15
Even De Gea can only save 9/10 Brexits.
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Kieran Poole Jan 15
David Cameron: "That was a close shave" Person on the next lounger: "Tell that to Gillette"
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Kieran Poole Jan 15
Theresa May has egg on her face so becomes the most popular woman ever overtaking Kylie Jenner.
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Adam Rowe Jan 14
What would you rather have content wise from a comedian? Me, for example. 1) A weekly, topical stand-up clip. 3-5 minutes in length. 2) Hour long podcast. 3) 5 minute, topical rant, in my office. 4) two of the above or all three.
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Kieran Poole Jan 14
What happened if you ended a text with "tb" and they did not text back? PLEASE REPLY!!!!!!!!!
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Kieran Poole Jan 13
Manchester By The Sea was on telly last night. What utterly masterful storytelling.
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Kieran Poole Jan 11
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Kieran Poole Jan 9
A politician lied about something.
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Kieran Poole Jan 9
Replying to @MissHelenia
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Kieran Poole Jan 9
Watching television shows in the studio audience is rarely as good as it appears. I only went to University Challenge to see one team climb over the other to get to their bit.
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Kieran Poole Jan 9
YES!!!!
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Kieran Poole Jan 7
An unopened Christmas card on a work desk on the first day back. Terribly sad.
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Kieran Poole Jan 4
Excellent. on the front cover alongside Zidane? Get rid of Henry and Terry.
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Kieran Poole Jan 4
Replying to @TomHDeacon
Can I do Pro Evo 5? All I have. Saints aren't on it though...
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Kieran Poole Jan 4
Imagine how the aunt is feeling who bought Guardiola that nice scarf for Christmas.
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Kieran Poole Jan 3
Listen now to as I dissect the midweek Premier League action with 📻
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