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Kendra Mae
Kid sized adult with an even smaller dog. Professional Lightsaber Builder.
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Kendra Mae Oct 13
Knowing ’s middle name is Mae makes me enjoy her videos that much more 😍
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Kendra Mae Oct 4
Do you ever stare at nothing for so long that your eyes go out of focus but you’re too lazy to refocus them/blink so you just let them burn?
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Kendra Mae Oct 1
If you’re looking for that friend who will go to the bathroom with you so you don’t have to go alone, keep looking
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Kendra Mae Sep 26
How many times after saying, “I’m not crazy!” does that statement lose it’s truthfulness?
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Kendra Mae Sep 6
I say hashtag and rip out loud way more than I'm comfortable admitting
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Kendra Mae Sep 5
Replying to @sd_photo
Ironically, worked 😂
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Kendra Mae Aug 29
Replying to @RickyUsins
Very funny! I forgot what it was but there were lots of silent letters that threw me off 😂
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Kendra Mae Aug 29
Googling how to spell words is more difficult when you're so far off from the correct spelling neither Apple nor Google know what to suggest
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Kendra Mae Jul 18
Please, Lord Jesus, let me not be on the 3rd floor when I move
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Kendra Mae Jul 17
I work for Disney. Forced happiness is in our contracts 😂
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Kendra Mae Jul 9
When Facebook asks you the wrong question
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•Cheyenne• Jul 8
Be beautifully and brutally honest in this life; it's the only thing we've got.
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Kendra Mae Jun 19
My grandma is really good at reminding me of how lonely my life is. Thanks grandma. Love you too
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Kendra Mae Jun 16
The hardest goodbyes are the ones said not knowing if you'll ever see each other again
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Kendra Mae May 6
Two 14 hour days and 61 hours of work next week...very funny Chad...I'm still waiting for the "Just kidding!"
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Kendra Mae Apr 2
You know you've had a long day when you've reached your 12 hour stand goal and it's only 3pm
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Anna Kendrick Apr 1
Ah, April Fools. A day of knowing that if you are actually injured, no one will help you.
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Kendra Mae Mar 26
When you always park in lots full of thousands of cars, the "parked car" feature on Apple maps saves lives.
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Kendra Mae 18 Jan 16
What's up with all the retweets? Are all original thoughts taken?
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Kendra Mae Mar 18
My feet are forever in a state of pain
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