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Ken Jennings
Jeopardy! fixture of yesteryear. Author of PLANET FUNNY () and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder ().
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Bill Badger Corbett 42m
Kid: Mom, Dad, I wanna be Spider-Man for Halloween Parents: You’ll be TOILET CHILD and you’ll like it
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Ken Jennings 5h
Replying to @MeyerGirl4ever
maybe YOU’re getting smarter
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Ken Jennings 5h
Replying to @BlindDogBailey
since forever? most qualifying answers are leaves and many are genera
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Ken Jennings 7h
Your new weekend “Kennections” trivia puzzle has questions about good things like horror movies, Japanese food, To Kill a Mockingbird, and... Tampa?!? Wait a minute.
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Adrienne LaFrance Sep 19
The best advice RBG got from her mother: “Don’t lose time on useless emotions like anger, resentment, remorse, envy. Those, she said, will just sap time; they don’t get you where you want to be.”
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Ken Jennings Sep 19
Replying to @NYTBFANGRAMS
dramatic
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Ken Jennings Sep 18
!!!!
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Ken Jennings Sep 18
I like to imagine the URL for this air quality site calling me over in a cheeky Cockney accent.
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Ken Jennings Sep 18
New ! A lot of thorny problems with the American Experiment™ go back to a constitutional amendment that never quite passed back in 1789.
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Jeopardy! Sep 18
With our new audition process, there's never been an easier (or safer!) way to get on Jeopardy!
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Ken Jennings Sep 17
“The air is now ‘Unhealthy for Sensitive Groups!’” is a real 2020 kind of good news.
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Kashana Sep 17
Yet this morning I mysteriously woke up as 5/5ths of a person again.
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Ken Jennings Sep 17
Replying to @JElvisWeinstein
we're going to have new exoskeletons, the best exoskeletons
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Ken Jennings Sep 17
we need a Cabinet-level Secretary of Posture
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Ken Jennings Sep 17
Replying to @ThatNeilGuy
nice that Pence gets his own
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Ken Jennings Sep 16
Replying to @heathermessing
we also have nothing but Sky and Fur Coat Man left rn
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Ken Jennings Sep 16
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Ken Jennings Sep 16
I know Kanye says he won’t stop, but we’re about the same age. He’ll probably trickle to a stop in a few seconds and then need to go again half an hour later.
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Ken Jennings Sep 15
Replying to @KenJennings
New pair of scissors. Getting the curve around the edge of a hat JUST right. Pedro notices and praises my technique.
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Ken Jennings Sep 15
For a straight guy, I’d sure love to spend an afternoon cutting pictures out of old women’s magazines with Pedro Almodovar
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