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Kelsey J. Wright
New Mexico⇟⇞Chasing Life SC:Kjwri
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 19
I’m that person that takes the stairs next to the escalators 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 19
I’ve never not had to wait to use the restroom in 28 years. Women’s restrooms are made for you to be squeezed behind the door waiting to get smashed.
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Lauren Brenner Jul 17
If your phone wallpaper is a picture of yourself.... yikes
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 16
FINALLYYYYYY! Been waiting for this for so long 🙌🏻
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 15
Okay I’m just gonna say it.... Can we all go back to being content with normal eyebrow hairs instead of tattoos of eyebrow hairs?
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 15
Honestly I am super embarrassed to say that my calf muscles are sore from wearing heels last night. 😅
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 15
This game is so weird. I love soccer 😍
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 14
I always laugh when people get road rage cause most of the time they end up one car in front of where they were and now not only are they just as slow, but they are angry about literally nothing. Have fun arriving to your destination 40 seconds earlier 👍🏻
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 13
Replying to @lainey_jam
Thanks Lain! That is so sweet of you 💕 I like to believe they get my messages & that makes me happy so the tradition will live on forever!
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 12
My favorite is when someone posts something about how releasing balloons kills animals on days like today or really any other day. Honestly Lisa- right now, I’m not too concerned with that seagull. I know, I’m a terrible human. Sue me.
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 9
“I bet you are living it up, 28, single, no kids.....” Me: yeaaaaaa.... pretty much
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Kelsey J. Wright Jul 5
Sounds a lot like breaking your own heart...
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Women's Humor Jul 4
Never meant to do that
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Kelsey J. Wright Jun 30
One of my fears is marrying someone who exits through the entrance of stores
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Women's Humor Jun 28
It's a tricky balance
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Kelsey J. Wright Jun 28
Replying to @haily5
Hahahaha that place sucks. I think the last time I went there was with you and Erin and we drank 40’s in the car before we went in at like 10am.
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Kelsey J. Wright Jun 28
It’s fine- my feet have legit blisters on them because Wet and Wild is the stupidest place on this earth.
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Kelsey J. Wright Jun 26
Can we all just talk about how weird it is that armpits sweat?
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Kelsey J. Wright Jun 26
True life: I’m addicted to grocery shopping
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Kelsey J. Wright Jun 24
My favorite gifts to give are gifts that I get to use too. That’s a win/win in my book
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