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Kelsey J. Wright
New Mexico⇟⇞Chasing Life SC:Kjwri
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Kelsey J. Wright 17h
Well today was a first. I had to talk to a police man about a robbery and I was standing there in leggings and a sports bra. It was weird. Sorry Officer Gil. You caught me off guard.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 11
Honestly I think I’m going to start a bumble, not to date (god no) but just to get more people to come to my gym.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 11
I hope if I ever get married my husband surprises me with waffles when I get home.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 10
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 9
I’m so single that I have a nap side of my bed and a sleeping side of my bed.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 8
If you were wondering how my night went, a man sat down at the bar and said “oh I see none of the good bartenders are here.” I said “yea I guess not” then he said “yes because you’re not good, you’re great!” Okay Tony the Tiger, let’s just calm down.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 7
Replying to @cinebby
Hahaha no, I would take being called sweetheart by you at a hospital. But old men calling me sweetheart at the bar grossed me out.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 6
You know what’s worse than heartbreak? A mosquito bite on your forehead. God damn.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 6
Here’s a tip, Don’t call a girl “sweetheart” if she is in fact NOT your sweetheart. It’s weird and creepy.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 5
Replying to @KelseyJWright1
My heart. Oh my gosh. ✨
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 5
My niece and nephew know I love sunrises and sunsets and look at what they made my sister send me 😭
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 4
Honestly, the one thing that I have learned this semester is that The Walking Dead was a comic book before it was a show.
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 2
Forgot to turn my 4:30am work alarm off on my day off today.... Love that for me 👍🏻
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Kelsey J. Wright Sep 1
Tonight’s reminder: You can be soft & strong at the same time.
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Kelsey J. Wright Aug 29
Forever confused on why people insist on driving slow in the left lane. Don’t you notice alllllllll of the cars zooming past you or no?
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Kelsey J. Wright Aug 28
Grow up they said, it’ll be fun they said. August purchases: Fall semester $2,459.00 Books: $166.00 Parking sticker: $30 New car: $3,000 New windshield for the new car due to hail damage: $394.00 How do I reverse out of adulting? I’m not a fan.
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Kelsey J. Wright Aug 26
I have my first day of night classes tonight for my 3rd semester back in school. I’m 29 years old and my dad still called and wished me a happy first day of school and asked me to take a picture. Dude. My dad is the cutest 😭
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Kelsey J. Wright Aug 26
Replying to @dburns575
It’s unreal how often it happens, and how it actually does the complete opposite of make women smile. Haha
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Kelsey J. Wright Aug 25
Me minding my own business and working at the brewery. Old men: you should smile more 😐
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Kelsey J. Wright Aug 25
That’s Sunday Sunrise ✨🌙
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