Twitter | Search | |
Kelsey J. Wright
New Mexico⇟⇞Chasing Life SC:Kjwri
7,626
Tweets
281
Following
347
Followers
Tweets
Kelsey J. Wright May 20
Wowowowow. If you’re looking to spend a lot of money on something that literally only you will enjoy buy a mattress. Holy shit. I better sleep like I’m dead.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 16
Birthdays are so weird. Like what?
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 10
The best part of living alone is the feeling of coming home and not having to talk. *also knowing nobody is gonna eat the rest of your peanut butter while you’re gone.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 9
Don’t know how to grill nor did I think it was safe for me to be in charge of grilling (real flame is a no no) so I’ve never actually cooked steak at home. But praise the airfryer Gods, I just straight up mastered “steak tips in the airfryer”
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 8
Anyone wanna propose to me so that I can create a wedding registry for things I need for my new house and then like a day before we can cancel. Nbd. I’m just trying to save some money.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 8
Replying to @KelseyJWright1
Also because I can barely afford myself and I would want to spoil the shit outta that little nugget.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 8
You ever think like wooooow when I was 23 I REALLY wanted to have kids. Like had a plan and names and everything. & now I’m 28 and am seriously considering never having kids. Not because I’m single and shouldn’t. But because I’m actually terrified of raising a kid.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 6
I shit you not some guy just walked up to me in the Spice isle at the grocery store to ask if I had any “spice recommendations” Then asked if I think he would get carded for buying Red Wine vinegarette.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 5
My duties of Auntie and Babysitter last night included making butter pasta and accidentally falling asleep at 8:30pm on the couch while the kids were still awake. I’m so responsible.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright May 2
Idk. I’m just ready for lake weekends. Bikini, beers and the smell sunscreen ✨
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Apr 30
Lolololol I love when I misunderstand life. Thought it was gonna take me 3 years to finish school but it’s actually only 2 😭 Best realization ever!
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright retweeted
Amazing Grace Apr 30
Do what is right, not what is easy.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Apr 28
Alright. Game on. We about to get down to business 👤
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Apr 23
I’m about ready for this week to be done.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Apr 22
Why are group projects still happening?????????? I’m taking an online class so I don’t have to see people or work with people.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Apr 14
I always feel really good when I look in the mirror and see a black beard hair just hanging out on my neck. Like okkkkk, sure make yourself at home. I’ll just be here embarrassed not knowing how long that been there for. Cool.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Apr 7
Fittest woman on earth (No, unfortunately it’s not me)
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Apr 4
Replying to @Nicholas_Cruze
I miss when people didn’t even like the gym.
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Mar 31
I think it’s just the way the world has people thinking. That women should weigh LESS, or eat LESS. That women should aim for being smaller, skinnier, thinner. & I’m just here to say that’s a load of bullshit & u dont have to drink Skinny Tummy tea cause the Kardashian’s do
Reply Retweet Like
Kelsey J. Wright Mar 31
Old dude @ the bar: “what kind of sport do you do?” Me: “well I played soccer my whole life and now I do crossfit.” Old dude: “so crossfit, cause I know you didn’t get this bulky from playing soccer.” Old dudes friend: “maybe you shouldn’t call her bulky, man” 👍🏻
Reply Retweet Like