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Kelly Holt
Mothering solo. Creative Producing. I mostly bookmark online lit mags, Ottolenghi recipes and unattainable knee boots. Views my own, retweets not endorsements.
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Kelly Holt May 26
Just came across photographer Daniel Bushaways work “Paper: A Monograph” and Im not sure if it’s a symptom of this unhinged, editable, digital moment were living in, but I’m really digging this kind of light industrial documentary photography rn
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Kelly Holt May 26
I don’t drive, so if I am having concerns about my eyesight, what’s the best way to check this? Downhill slalom? Dressage on a particularly wilful horse? I can carry my son on my back to add an extra frisson of lethal potential, if this is required.
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Kelly Holt May 25
Just received an email that opened with the excellent and topical typo “Good Venting”. I will be adopting for all post 9pm emails with immediate effect.
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Kelly Holt May 25
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Kelly Holt May 25
Replying to @lauralexx
I just really understand what you’re saying. And now I know I am overweight and more importantly v unfit - doing something about it is slightly frightening. What if I end up back there? Thin and “beautiful” and ill?
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Kelly Holt May 25
Replying to @lauralexx
I’m 5’6 - at the height of my obsessive exercising/ clean eating was 9st 8lbs size 8-10. Looked banging. Drs so complimentary at check ups; personal trainer thought I could get fat levels down further.... I was SO MENTALLY ILL. Now post baby I’m sz14, 12st7 & dieting, nervously.
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Kelly Holt May 25
Replying to @Stephen_May1
You might have a while to wait- imagine most Twitter Policing resource has been channelled toward finding out who went kamikaze at the Civil Service last night
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Kelly Holt May 25
Replying to @Stephen_May1
Or - your mind works the same way as Piers Morgan’s?... which scenario is more upsetting?
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Kelly Holt May 25
Replying to @jk_rowling
What if you drop one in the bath (accidentally, obvs)?
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Kelly Holt May 25
Replying to @Stephen_May1
I had not heard that but BELLY LAUGHING
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Kelly Holt May 25
Replying to @Stephen_May1
I mean this is unprecedented right? An aide giving a statement on their own account and - crucially- taking questions? And right after the PMs own statement... It’s transparently a “let me pass you across to my manager” scenario...
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Kelly Holt May 24
Fox watch: now 2 foxes (one out of shot) and no ducks. Fear the circle of life did indeed have an end for Duck and Duckette. BUT found a toad in the pond in the front garden so not all is lost (unless youre Duck. In which case...)
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Kelly Holt May 24
Replying to @feminist_th0t
There is a brilliant moment in the opening chapters of The End of Mr Y by Scarlett Thomas that is basically this
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Kelly Holt May 24
Replying to @dom_conlon
Eyeing up the port from Christmas with unseasonable interest.
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Kelly Holt May 24
Bad night to realise I’ve drunk the house dry ...
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Kelly Holt May 24
I never thought DM-ing to rail with him rather than at him, would ever feel like the most sensible thing to do
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Kelly Holt May 24
Replying to @arusbridger
Bojonian
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Kelly Holt May 23
This morning I looked out of the kitchen window to find the most enormous, handsome fox stood in my forget-me-nots, looking right back at me. This evening two ducks have taken up residence on the lawn. I’m worried that this is going to end with a “circle of life” chat for B 😱
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Kelly Holt May 23
Replying to @MsIbegbuna
If I could only watch one tv show for the rest of my life it would be this one.
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Kelly Holt May 23
I am surprised by nothing in the saga, so much as the news that he a) does anything as *superfluous* (read: human and joyful) as dancing, and b) that he does this to ABBA.
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