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KeithTheGooner
Gold medalist in the 1978 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process.
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KeithTheGooner 1h
Hope the lucky 2000 can out-sing the fake TV crowd noise on Thursday
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KeithTheGooner 14h
Replying to @AniaMags
What snacks will be there please?
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KeithTheGooner 20h
Replying to @Caissie @ArmyCrow
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KeithTheGooner 22h
Replying to @BBCSport
Hands off Balogun
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KeithTheGooner Nov 27
Replying to @SkyNews
I don’t think that under fives should raise children. They’re children themselves. What if they have to raise a twelve year old? They wouldn’t stand a chance. Please let children be children and stop trying to get toddlers to be parents
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Instantly regretting the speed in which I typed this. Should have taken a breath and submitted the following entry: Aidsley Maitland-Piles
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Ainsley Maitland-Piles
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @GeoffArsenal
Haha as it happens all five seats are facing each other to contain any Covid coughs within that bubble and nobody will be able to see the game
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @GunnerJane
You’ve talked yourself into one of the tickets! x
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @LocalGooner
I can confirm most of them are in the same stadium
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @clarelouisekc
Where can I buy one of these two-toned rugs please?
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @Gingers4Limpar
Facemask value Sir, facemask value
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @mattso_23
Got one in the centre circle left mate
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @KezAFC @dean300
I’m very lucky as I live right on the border of Kent and can see the Tier 3 people from my window, so I’m delighted that the virus will respect that boundary. I’ll be dancing in the street to entertain my Tier 3 neighbours so let me know if you’d like me to do the same for you!
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @stebbi79
Can they operate a vacuum cleaner?
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @zeegunner1
Done, please put them in a brown envelope
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @dean300
I’m Tier 2 but I want to travel into Tier 3 just for the danger
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @dean300
I’ll take them. Meet me in a pub in Kent
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Replying to @zeegunner1
In Canadian dollars?
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KeithTheGooner Nov 26
Got five spares for Rapid Vienna sat in the Upper North Clock Lower. £1000 per ticket
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