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Keegan Pierce
philosopher’s ramblings and idiot’s introspections
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Keegan Pierce Oct 18
I’m either at war with my psyche and losing or at war with my brain and winning. I don’t really know who’s who.
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Keegan Pierce Oct 16
There’s so much good music out there. It’s a curse.
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Keegan Pierce Oct 15
I’m slowly turning into an evil maniac. I blame the capes, frankly.
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Keegan Pierce Oct 13
It’s time for a good old run through the entire Led Zeppelin discography.
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Keegan Pierce Oct 13
Social apathy is basically enlightenment.
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Keegan Pierce Oct 12
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Keegan Pierce Oct 11
I’ve got myself figured out just not the rest of the world. That’s why I can spend three minutes laughing at the word “plump”, and you guys are all suppressed by terrestrial bonds. I’m cosmic.
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Keegan Pierce Oct 7
I’m very pessimistic. That’s how I can keep the spring in my step. And my manic smirk.
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Keegan Pierce Oct 3
I spent an overwhelming time in chemistry lamenting the realization that the power from potato batteries doesn’t come from the potatoes. I feel betrayed by elementary school science. I mean what else was blatantly false? It’s like if volcanoes weren’t caused by acids and bases.
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Keegan Pierce Sep 26
I’m totally down for anarchism. If we were all good people, we could live in perfect rhythm, so it’s just our inherent flaws that would create dissonance and turn it into cacophony; in which case let us burn. I’m not serious. Really...
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D&D Club or Something Sep 26
Cool! Unum Ovum just died and the few remaining members joined a rock band to battle it out with a squad of hippo-aliens, only for their new bugbear friend to get murdered! How can they solve this mystery? Could a beloved Tony Shalhoub character be making an appearance next week?
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Keegan Pierce Sep 24
I achieved a beautiful level of counter culture tonight. We dressed up a frog like a clown to compete in a chicken fashion show.
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Keegan Pierce Sep 24
Replying to @gnomeyboi12
Grunge is often considered the essence of the 90’s. It definitely was— for privileged white people without anything better to do.
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Keegan Pierce Sep 23
Replying to @KeeganPierce1
Ronald the dragon is voting for Jacob Schuck. Are you?
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Keegan Pierce Sep 23
Come see the dragon in the homecoming parade.
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Logan White 5 Oct 17
People of Twitter, it’s 2017, a year of change. Let’s get this dab emoji already shall we?
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Keegan Pierce Sep 22
I hope future generations don’t dislike this period of time in their history textbooks as much as I dislike the periods of imperialism and slavery in our history textbooks. I want to be a good read.
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Keegan Pierce Sep 19
I’m searching for my mainline. I couldn’t hit it sideways.
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Keegan Pierce Sep 17
If the school year was a pizza, and that pizza was cut into 9 pieces for some unfathomable reason, this would be that pizza.
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D&D Club or Something Sep 16
Anyone in d&d club who refuses to vote for Jacob Schuck for homecoming king will be relegated to the lowest caste and henceforth be treated like a second-class citizen, possibly including the exclusion from any or all fun activities
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