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Keegan Pierce
philosopher’s ramblings and idiot’s introspections
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Keegan Pierce Dec 8
I’m driving through Texas and it’s inspiring to see all of these flags flying half staff in honor of John Lennon and Dimebag Darrell.
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Keegan Pierce Dec 1
A cultural phenomenon of the times
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Keegan Pierce Nov 30
Replying to @KeeganPierce1
(I’m down for changing Birdville’s too, but it’s not racist, so it’s fine enough)
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Keegan Pierce Nov 30
Anyone want to start a petition to change the Richland High School mascot from the Rebels to the Owl Bears?
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Keegan Pierce Nov 29
Boy do I rub teachers the wrong way sometimes
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Keegan Pierce Nov 26
What do I have to do to make rubbing your own blood on yourself a home remedy? I realize that it wouldn’t accomplish anything, but neither do essential oils, and this one’s fun.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 24
Replying to @KeeganPierce1
^my composed thoughts from my tooth brushing
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Keegan Pierce Nov 24
Learning grammar in school is like brushing your teeth; nobody enjoys doing it, but if we didn’t, people would judge what came out of our mouths.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 20
Black Sabbath (Black Sabbath) and Walking On the Water (CCR) are almost the same song.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 16
Replying to @OlFashionFella
And that whole baby hawk deal
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Keegan Pierce Nov 16
Your next breath could be your last. (Especially if you don’t take it)
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Keegan Pierce Nov 15
Replying to @titanosaurusss
Cheer up man; Merrie Land drops tomorrow.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 15
I’ve developed a profound love for the word cathartic today. I think I’m finally over indignant.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 12
When you’re feeling so angsty that you turn off Sonic Youth and put on Nine Inch Nails. Then, you get so volatile that you turn off Nine Inch Nails and put on Jack Johnson.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 11
Guitar Center should have party rooms.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 9
You know when you preface an oncoming joke with “you know what...” creating a few seconds of time for you to figure out the “what” yourself (some kind of awesome pun) because you don’t know yet yourself, but then you can’t think of one, so you just shamefully say me neither? I do
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Keegan Pierce Nov 6
Human consciousness began as a point of infinite density which has been expanding ever since. The bigger the universe gets, the smaller we do. These demotions are welcome though because only now that our geocentric conceit has cooled can complex systems of thought develop.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 1
Replying to @LandersBrady
Cool, I need you to invest in the cheapest distortion pedal that you can find. Then, start playing guitar like you do except without cohesion or tonality. Also more jumping.
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Keegan Pierce Nov 1
I want to start a band that’s wild enough for people to like, but too weird for people to get (members included).
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Keegan Pierce Nov 1
I want to start a band that calls itself pop but hates pop.
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