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Andy
my cat lets me tweet here ... enduring the new Gilded Age with books 📖, bourbon 🥃, & Buffy ⚰️🧛🏻‍♀️ ... fan of ⚖️ & SJWs 🦸‍♀️ ...
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Andy 7m
Quinn (14, autistic) has been saying all morning he wants a job at any of his fav stores. Why? “So I can be an employee of the month.” 🏅
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Andy 15m
good lord, Gmail makes old flirty emails & chats with an ex seem like ringworm: even when you think you’ve gotten rid of it all, there it is again ... 🚮🚮🚮🚮
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Pulp Librarian 3h
Tom Baker, preparing for . Happy 85th birthday Tom...
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Andy 3h
Replying to @OhioBIkeLawyer
the 54(b) Blues is a mournful little tune
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Andy 3h
dude’s timeline says all anyone needs to know about him 😬
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Andy 3h
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Andy 11h
Replying to @Emklsu
if that’s not the best thing about kids, it’s definitely up there
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Andy 11h
Replying to @HanksKendyl
the comparative shabbiness of Faulkner’s Rowan Oak is striking; visit Oxford MS sometime (grounds lovely in spring/summer)
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Audrey Porne 11h
some of you didn't secretly sip your mum's pinot gris while dancing around the living room to Fleetwood Mac's Rhiannon as a child, and it shows
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Andy 11h
Replying to @amandadeibert
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Andy 11h
Replying to @Elieherman @cjdcat
I’m a pair of ragged claws (today I got a 2m phone charger cord, which means I can look at phone in bed while it charges, i.e., I will never sleep again)
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Andy 11h
Replying to @AudreyPorne
but don’t look back in anger, A
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Andy 12h
Replying to @thehill @kisbell
TN v Garner 😑
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Andy 12h
couldn’t decide whether to read or watch TV, so I stared at my phone for an hour instead ... g’night
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Andy 12h
washing sheets is SOP in *my* house
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Andy 12h
... Vitamix? not a sex thing, then?
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Andy 12h
oh no wait they’re white
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Andy 12h
“Rapture”
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Andy 12h
Replying to @Halfcockedlaw @kisbell
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Andy 12h
this is Calvin coming home from school
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