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Kate Moretti
Scientist. Wine drinker. bestselling author of crap marriages & murder. Not autobiographical. GIRLS OF BRACKENHILL 👯‍♀️🏰
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Kate Moretti 11m
This is the greatest
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Kate Moretti 23h
Replying to @aswinn
My 12 yo has a picture of Leo as Romeo on her phone wallpaper. I’m not allowed to talk about it.
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Kate Moretti 23h
Replying to @lyndacloigman
I have tickets for music man!!! Cannot wait. My date has been delayed twice 😭
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J.J. Hensley Dec 1
I have two degrees in Criminal Justice and have served in local and federal law enforcement. You don’t have anything resembling proof or evidence.
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Kate Moretti Dec 2
Replying to @JJHensleyauthor
Agree but the policy won’t succeed without broad appeal and the slogan deters support. The fact that we have to say “stay focused” is its own proof. We picked it to inflame, and are now saying “don’t focus on the thing we used to inflame you! It’s actually super sensible!” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Kate Moretti Nov 29
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Kate Moretti Nov 29
“Labor laws? Bah! What entitlement! How are children expected to learn responsibility without toiling in coal mines?”
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Kate Moretti Nov 29
“Polio vaccine? What about my wheelchair?”
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Kate Moretti Nov 28
I think you are normal. I also paid off my loans 20+ yrs ago and support loan forgiveness because it’s super fucking weird to say “your life cannot be better than mine simply because you are younger.” Like nothing about society can improve bc you can’t reap the benefits?
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Kate Moretti Nov 27
I’ve officially become one of those old ladies who collects Christmas village houses and I don’t even care 🎄🏠
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Kate Moretti Nov 27
Replying to @TobyTate @ShannonCKirk
Lost as in lost from 2016? That’s an easy stat to parse then. They’d rather pull the lever for a man than a woman
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Kate Moretti Nov 27
This whole thread! 🤣🤣🤣
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Kate Moretti Nov 27
Replying to @TobyTate @ShannonCKirk
This is definitely true. It’s also a little irrelevant in the context of my tweet (relevant for a diff conversation perhaps). Still unarguable that 90% of black women voters came out for blue. I’m still grateful 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Kate Moretti Nov 27
Replying to @ShannonCKirk
I am thankful for black women who made this happen.
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Kate Moretti Nov 26
Just posted a photo
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Kate Moretti Nov 20
Replying to @Gr8Thoughts
Looking them up!! 😘
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Kate Moretti Nov 20
Replying to @aswinn @glossier
I have been fortunate to never have tweezed! I am accidentally trendy (which is the only way I’m ever trendy). My extreme awkwardness as a teen is finally off in small ways 🤣
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Kate Moretti Nov 20
Replying to @EmilyDCarpenter
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Kate Moretti Nov 20
Replying to @aswinn @glossier
Oh you’re so cute. That you think I would even begin to know HOW. I’m literally asking for sources that explain... how to pluck them 🤣🤣🤣 They are supposed to be a shape I think?
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Kate Moretti Nov 20
I need a good eyebrow primer. At 42 I’ve finally realized they don’t just exist and that I should do things to them. I’ve looked on YouTube but it’s all very advanced. I need eyebrows for dummies. Is this a thing?
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