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Kat Nove
There's no romance in an unlit cigarette. Just ask Bogie & Bacall. Author of some books. My entire life is...SQUIRREL!
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Kat Nove 7h
I only got $200 a month child support which paid for shit, a red & white spray painted Maverick called the Tampon & a couch in my divorce & I'm glad Rudy wasn't my lawyer.
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Kat Nove Sep 17
What moron thinks remaking is a good idea? Obviously not someone who read the book & sent off for William Goldman's completed kiss scene & received it as I did. Quit destroying my life!
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Kat Nove Sep 17
Replying to @TheAuthorGuy
I take it things didn't go well today. That makes it a Tuesday.
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Kat Nove Sep 17
Replying to @senatemajldr
Can I invent a word? I think is . Not all of us drank the
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Kat Nove Sep 17
Replying to @senatemajldr
Remember when they wouldn't let you sign it, ? I can't believe you're still pissed. You should take a good look at it again.
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Kat Nove Sep 17
Replying to @johnpavlovitz
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Kat Nove Sep 17
Replying to @gallo_nadine
Not twice, Nadine. At least 100. Even I'm a better communicator than him.
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Kat Nove Sep 6
Replying to @TheAuthorGuy
I am also unafraid of moles.
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Kat Nove Aug 30
Replying to @TheAuthorGuy
Could you please get over those air gaps and send me a pen? I don't get paid enough to buy my own and my government employer hates it when I steal its pens.
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Kat Nove Aug 29
Replying to @RandyRainbow
Years ago the radio in my car was broken. I had an 8-track tape player and one tape...Jesus Christ Super Star. , this is your finest hour. You're a national treasure.
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Kat Nove Aug 29
The absolute best is taking Lamb to my cardiologist's office and having all the old people glare at me for two hours. Pure bliss!
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Kat Nove Aug 23
Enjoyed your appearance with Chris Hayes. I teared up looking at your amazing photos of President Obama. I wonder if he'd consider sending 353 to me with a gif of Bo?...says the crazy cat lady.
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Kat Nove Aug 23
That's one mile longer than that suspension of disbelief runway in one of those Fast and Furious movies. Wish Americans would quit watching improbable movies & protest instead.
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Kat Nove Aug 23
And here I didn't think that song could be improved.
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Kat Nove Aug 23
I hope this works for you. Wish I'd thought of it.
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Kat Nove Aug 23
Replying to @PikachuSerena
I wouldn't be allowed to greet him since I have boobs.
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Kat Nove Aug 23
Replying to @johnpavlovitz
Shows how old I am.
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Kat Nove Aug 23
Replying to @TheAuthorGuy
It would save me the effort of being sarcastic. An RN where work said I had the most unpleasant personality she'd ever seen. This is the RN we race out the door to beat to our cars in case she falls because none of us want to save her. She doesn't appreciate sarcasm.
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Kat Nove Aug 22
Replying to @NOW1SOLAR
This is the kind of thing I hear on a daily basis in the forensic mental hospital where I work.
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Kat Nove Aug 22
Replying to @BlueVotr
There's a kid in that photo who wishes he were an orphan.
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