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Jenn Johnson
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Jenn Johnson 10h
Sometimes I tweet about Cloutier a lot and I'm not even sorry about it
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Jenn Johnson 10h
My favourite thing is how many people have no idea that Cloutier has been a goalie consultant with the Canucks for years...
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Jenn Johnson 10h
If the Canucks are going to keep posting pictures of Cloutier they can do whatever the hell they want with the team on the ice 😍
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Jenn Johnson 11h
So far today I've been called pretty and lovely and given a $10 tip. Sometimes I don't hate this place.
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Jenn Johnson 11h
YOU LIVE ON A FARM
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Jenn Johnson 11h
"I was petting the cat and I said 'somethin cat about to happen' and then I laughed because I'm funny" - my mom
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Jenn Johnson 13h
Guys who smell like coconut sun screen >
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Jenn Johnson 13h
Can you play 's Beer Money?? I'm working in a liquor store and everyone seems to have scrounged up some beer money 🍻
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Jenn Johnson 13h
I wish. Unfortunately I'm stuck working in a liquor watching jerks with boats and beer having fun in the sun.
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Jenn Johnson 15h
If you are not buying beer at 9 am, you are in the minority
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Jenn Johnson 1d
His Instagram is a thing of beauty
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Jenn Johnson 1d
Stawwwwp. I'm so jealous.
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Jenn Johnson 1d
I know! I had to stop myself from looking at (and probably buying) more lol
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Jenn Johnson 1d
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Jenn Johnson 1d
MEEE TOOO 😭
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Jenn Johnson 1d
I'm sooooooo jealous
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Jenn Johnson 1d
Reason #845854765 I want to murder my tox prof
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Jenn Johnson 1d
I hope someone poisons my toxicology prof and the forensic toxicologist can't figure it out
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Jenn Johnson 1d
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Jenn Johnson 1d
He's so weird 😍
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