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Justin “Hoops” McElroy
I feel an earnest and humble desire, and shall till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. he/him
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 11h
Replying to @_calypso0
Astronaut style
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 11h
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He was in there for three days, by the way. Like Ice Jesus
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 11h
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A weird guy hypnotized him in a hotel room before he did it so he wouldn’t panic. He was not claustrophobic before, but was EXTREMELY claustrophobic forever after. HE GAVE HIMSELF CLAUSTROPHOBIA. All of this is true.
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 12h
Replying to @JustinMcElroy
Because it has caused a great deal of discussion: Dad was frozen in a steel coffin inside a massive block ice. He was raising money for the Ronald McDonald House, people paid to look at him though a hole. He could pee but not poop.
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 17h
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I don’t fucking know
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 17h
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There are no pictures of this, I have looked
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 17h
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 17h
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 17h
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy 17h
Found my 5th Grade journal and friends it is a TRIP
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sour patch mommy Sep 26
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truly the best movie ever
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy Sep 26
PSA: The Velocipastor
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Sydnee McElroy 💖💜💙 Sep 26
My youngest, Cooper, peed on the potty today so in celebration her big sister made this pic that I had to put on the fridge
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy Sep 26
Replying to @chrisgrant
So technically speaking, it’s smaller on the outside
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy Sep 26
Replying to @chrisgrant
Yes! But it’s collapsable! Those four corner posts are keeping the walls with braces. The posts have wells in the base, so i pull those and it breaks down into four posts, four sides and the base. The roof (not shown, is three parts that stack on top)
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Bobby Glasser Sep 25
Anyone else just dunking their bread in the pesto jar these days? Cause, let me tell ya, no regrets.
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Mary Smirl Sep 25
New Episode!!! ❤️❤️❤️⁦⁩ ⁦⁩ ⁦⁩ ⁦
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy Sep 25
Replying to @ellawaddella
I'd love to know what he did for lights! I have NO IDEA
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy Sep 25
Good heavens, Doctor! It’s Justin on the inside!
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy Sep 25
Replying to @julialelion
Woooah good call!
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