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David J. Majors πŸ€”
Host of of Some Sort, Two Nerdy Black Guys, and It's In Season. Wearing my emotions and on my tweets. I like prog rock a lot.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 1h
The world may destroy itself in the not too distant future, but rest assured of one thing. Bobby Bonilla will still be paid by the Mets.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 2h
Replying to @AwfulWhiteQBs
"Toughness and grit in the face of adversity." /s
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 2h
Forget everything else. Shatner's rendition of Rocket Man was ruined when he outed himself as a douchebag.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 3h
Oh, boy. ⚑️ β€œLions sign Jim Caldwell to contract extension”
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SilentWaltz 4h
Replying to @silenwaltz
And I could also have sickass signatures. EVERYONE loved signatures, shut up.
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SilentWaltz 4h
Replying to @silenwaltz
Social networks were a mistake. Bring back forum's era. It was glorious. I could ban people if they said they wanted to fuck a PokΓ©mon.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 4h
Frost got caught using a foreign object, and was DQ'd.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 4h
Saved. I know I will be using this.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 4h
Replying to @TheSwagger
I've put that out of my mind forever with all my good memories from the mid 2000s indy scene.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 4h
They literally never learn.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 4h
Replying to @TheSwagger
You would be correct. It really is a simple realization from cooking dinner this evening with great results.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 5h
Replying to @EnginVIR
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 5h
Replying to @Freeyourmindkid
Stevie. Prince was never high on my list, and I must always give the nod to Motown.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 5h
Replying to @DaLadybugMan
It is also on ps4 if you have one.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 6h
Replying to @tamizdatum
And America is notoriously prudish.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 6h
Replying to @tamizdatum
If you're woke, I will take a knee. But if you see me and cross the street, the kid from Detroit isn't tasting your treats.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 6h
Replying to @tamizdatum
I am not providing my skills as a cunning linguist to some 53-percenter suburban housewife.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 6h
The secret to a great chicken salad is to cook double the amount of chicken any recipe says.
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David J. Majors πŸ€” 6h
Replying to @KikkaVO
gg kikka. CPR Certified.
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Patrick Pringle 15h
I'm a vet & if you think I served so football players could take a knee during the anthem to protest injustice...you'd be right.
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