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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 16
You should never waste energy trying to find ways to make less people hate you. Instead, focus your energy on finding ways to make more people love you.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 13
Ignorance is bliss, but only for the ignorant.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 10
Schrodinger’s Cat Dilemma in 2019: When a friend tells you about “hot chicks” they were “hanging out with” those chicks are both hot, and also not hot until you see pics. Hence, pics or it didn’t happen is actually a practical solution to the great philosophical debate.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 8
This is more captivating to watch than horse racing, and I know who wins in the end...
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The Wonton Don Mar 29
Folks two dudes just boarded my plane with emotional support falcons
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Mar 14
Replying to @JovialGent
My first reaction was joy. My second was googling “Is Remington a publicly traded company.”
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Mar 14
Connecticut court rules that maker of AR-15 rifle can be sued over Sandy Hook massacre
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 19
How do you pronounce apricot?
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 16
Replying to @HeadsUpGoalie
Heroin.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 9
“Would you like some freckles on your ice cream?”
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 4
Replying to @ilosophy_
Ha! Busted two bullets before Jan even showed up. Didn’t get a chance to get in on the cube fun.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Jan 22
Taking off for Australia soon. I think this is some foreshadowing of the trip...
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Nov 11
Today I learned that getting toothpaste in your eye is the eye equilvanet of getting kicked in the balls.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Nov 11
Replying to @CrownUpGuy
Chianti, Italy, followed closely by Greek Islands.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Oct 21
It’s ok to be passive. It’s ok to be aggressive. But please don’t be both.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Oct 14
SUPER LIKE
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Oct 14
Can’t tell if serious...
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Matthew Staples Sep 24
Getting a table change as the chipleader.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Sep 3
SIIT: Slightly Intense Interval Training. Like HIIT, only slower, and you sit a bunch in between sets.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Aug 23
Europe Trip Lesson #4: Figuratively and literally, if you’re in the fast lane, make sure you know which exit to get off on.
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