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Vita Sancti Cuthberti 🙏
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The Jorvik Times Dec 12
Hild: As we revel in tonight's victory over Roy of the Moor, we recognize there remains much to be done. On to Tamworth! Ac onwacnigeað nu, wigend mine, habbað eowre linda, hicgeaþ on ellen, winnað on orde, wesað on mode!
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The Jorvik Times Dec 12
Following Gunhilda's call for Cyng to abdicate over sexual harassment history, he responds by sexually harassing her.
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The Jorvik Times Dec 11
Replying to @CopyCurmudgeon
One's assets can never be frozen with such mirth.
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The Jorvik Times Dec 11
Replying to @donaeldunready
Bede: Still won't distract us from the raging dung-heap fire that is his reign. 🖖
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The Jorvik Times Dec 11
Cyng declares intent to send Mercians to Ísland & Vinland before mid-century in bold stroke for exploration.
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The Jorvik Times Dec 11
Times investigative scribes attacked for reporting watches his gleoman and scopas between 4-8 hours a day, a fact confirmed by some 60 interviews with internal sources.
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The Jorvik Times Dec 8
Why not try some Old Norse wintry kennings? Some examples: "Snake's Sorrow," "Bear's Night," or "Weather of Wolves" for Winter; "Winter's Blanket" for Snow or "Winter's Spear" for Icicle. Our readers love a good kenning! ?
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The Jorvik Times Dec 8
Thegn Trent the Frank quits the Witan amid sexual harassment investigation, following yesterday's resignation of Eorl Al the Frank. There appears to be a trend among the Franks.
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The Jorvik Times Dec 7
Replying to @tamarakeithNPR
"Though he may be a womanizing thief and a lying braggart, he's OUR womanizing thief and lying braggart!"
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The Jorvik Times Dec 7
Eorl Al the Frank announces resignation: "I am aware of the irony that I am leaving while , who bragged about his history of sexual assault, sits the throne and a man who preyed on underage girls may be appointed to the Witan."
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The Jorvik Times Dec 6
Editorial Board - : Mercifully, abdicated today.
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The Jorvik Times Dec 6
Tempus Chronicles names "Silence Breakers" its Folc of the Year for igniting the campaign and forever altering how Mercians address sexual assault & harassment. New method illuminated below:
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The Jorvik Times Dec 5
News of placing personal spies in Witan, claiming immunity from obstructing reeves, redistributing public commons for private gain all happy reminders ours is an absolutist monarchy.
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The Jorvik Times Dec 1
Breaking: Disgraced advisor Ó Floinn pleads guilty to lying to reeves about contact with Danes. Sources indicate Ó Floinn prepared to testify king ordered contact be made. Story developing.
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The Jorvik Times Nov 30
Eanbald: Student tax proposed in the new edict makes NO sense - Alcuin & I were basically slaves to Æthelbert, read & wrote much for little renown & dim career prospects. Just what geld does he expect to tax?
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The Jorvik Times Nov 29
Breaking: recirculates bigoted anti-Frisian tapestries in court, two days after using ethnic slur while "honoring" Briton veterans of Second Weald War. Advisors say actions "play to his base."
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The Jorvik Times Nov 27
Scribes at sister scriptorium, Tamworth Post, sink disinformation campaign seeking to undermine work on Roy of the Moor scandal. They did their research, asked hard questions, sought truth wherever it led. Take a lesson, .
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The Jorvik Times Nov 26
Editorial Board: We debated whether to finally comment on the 'Cyning of the Year' remarks, but his egomaniacal rants have become so pedestrian, why bother? So, in other news: Five More of Your Neighbors Die of Flux.
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The Jorvik Times Nov 24
Report: Hoards of the demonically possessed descend upon wics to battle over discounted pottery, wrought iron, salt. Carnage ensues.
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