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The Jorvik Times 3h
See for the daily tapestries and for the Alt-Riht take on the king's shipwreck of a reign.
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The Jorvik Times 4h
Folc of St. Botwulf's Town march 20k strong against tiny band of Angle-Supremacists gathered on Common, force bigots to flee
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The Jorvik Times Aug 18
Breaking: Archbishop Æthelred performs Witan exorcism, banishes demonic spirit plaguing in human form of top advisor, Bannon
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The Jorvik Times Aug 16
Witan sources report frustration, anger, low morale among huscarls after king's outburst yesterday - means nothing till they speak publicly.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 15
Bede: This is not normal Alcuin: This is not normal Hilda: This is not normal : BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ALT-LYFT???
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The Jorvik Times Aug 15
Report: doubles down on claim Sæterndæg violence "on both sides," as Wic & Trade Council advisors flee his court in disgust.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 14
Three days after Angle-Supremacist attacks, issues lukewarm condemnation - congratulates himself on Wic productivity first.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 13
Hilda: directly responsible for Angle-Supremacist violence yesterday - there is but one side to this hate and he is on it.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 8
Bede: As beats war drum with North Kent threats, we must prepare to douse inevitable Witan-tag Fire & power grab.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 7
Careful, Halfwity. Word is you don't have the wergild these days to cover a blasphemy conviction - too many other cases before the reeves...
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The Jorvik Times Aug 7
Editorial Board: We're neither scops nor skalds and aren't paid to flatter. We seek truth - it's no wonder can't understand.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 5
With gone 17 days at hlincs on vacation, ceorls revel in chance at self-governance, knowing they're much better at it.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 3
Breaking: Special Reeve Müller convenes Grand Domesmoot to probe alleged collusion w/Rus & Dane allies. It just got real.
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The Jorvik Times Aug 2
Aldhelm: A true riddle - better the incompetent evil & buffoonery of or the all-too competent evil & buffoonery of Pennig?
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The Jorvik Times Jul 31
"I maybe met Rus envoys (lovely people) to get dirt on Æthelflæd (so crooked) but DID NO WRONG" - Donæld the Younger. Dictated but not read.
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The Jorvik Times Jul 31
Breaking: sacks Chief Herald 10 days into tenure, citing unwillingness to do the Fandango, native dance of Castile. 💃👏👏
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The Jorvik Times Jul 31
Culturare Desk Special Report: "Gap Between 'Rural' & 'Burh/Wic' Folc More a Tool of Elite Exploitation than Attested Fact."
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The Jorvik Times Jul 31
King shouts, "NO Witan chaos!" as he flogs dead horse of Offacare repeal & threatens thegns with same. So it's a Monandæg.
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The Jorvik Times Jul 30
Top priority for Chief Steward, former Spear Thegn Ó Ceallaigh: curb warring factions in Witan - no matter the casualties.
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The Jorvik Times Jul 28
Replying to @donaeldunready
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