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The Jorvik Times 4h
Maiden Theresa whines Heptarchy lining up against effort to force Wessex from alliance against Danes, curiously silent.
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The Jorvik Times 14h
As Witan prepares new assault on Offacare apothecary edict, procures new whip for dead horse.
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The Jorvik Times 17h
"(So great)"
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The Jorvik Times Apr 26
Breaking: summons full Witan to Great Hall for briefing on policy toward North Kent, raising possibility he may have one.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 26
No apparent Principia Mathematica yet discovered to explain the phenomenon...
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The Jorvik Times Apr 26
Report: to propose tax overhaul today, further redistributing geld from poor to rich, small traders to big merchant guilds.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 25
Breaking: disgraced thegn Ó Floin reportedly paid influencegeld by Danes AND Byzantines prior to joining Witan.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 25
Daughter of King , holding no official authority, arrives in Saxony on state visit to Queen Hedwiga, nobody knows why.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 23
With no ætheling to Francois the Inept, Franks get rare opportunity to choose between jackboot autocracy and not that. Oddly, a close call.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 22
Bede: The scholars & scribes stand with the alchemists today. Hoard books, not gold! Spread knowledge, not ignorance!
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The Jorvik Times Apr 22
March for Alchemy draws thousands to streets of Tamworth, protesting policies seen as unfriendly to research.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 21
Breaking: sources report Danes actively sought to infiltrate Witan using Frankish advisor, Pagene, surprising nobody.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 21
Sources: and Witan working on second attempt at apothecary edict with "less is more" approach. By less, they mean none
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The Jorvik Times Apr 20
Eorl Ó Riain praises "get it done" attitude, having achieved practically nothing in first 100 days of reign.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 19
Cædmon's elegy Lo! I'm the great pretender Pretending all is well My need is such I pretend so much I'm awful, all can tell
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The Jorvik Times Apr 19
Viking Rus upstart Ossoff stages daring raid against ealdormanship in South, comes up short, regroups for 2nd assault.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 18
Doubtful. Praise and reward more likely.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 18
Report: Danes claim N. Sea fishing rights in negotiations over heptarchy disintegration, offer to return Leicester & Æthelwold in exchange.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 18
In wake of Byzantine emperor's power grab on Easter Sunday, sends envoy to congratulate, ask for pointers.
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The Jorvik Times Apr 17
Standing at re-militarized zone near North Kent, ætheling, Penig, says time for patience is over, war a pleasant diversion.
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