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Jordan Raskringle
Comedian and Opinionated Lush Queer. Yes, I will do your thing, contact my manager ollie@star100.com.au
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Jordan Raskringle 11h
Replying to @JordanRasko
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Jordan Raskringle 11h
Replying to @LinnieGrey
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Jordan Raskringle 11h
DINO-MITE! We've hit our funding goal for the Pridosaurs Pins! Thank you for all your support. Grab your Dinosaur Pride Pins here
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Jordan Raskringle 14h
Yes
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Jordan Raskringle 15h
Replying to @Chomgroks @Indiegogo
If I do then I will stop climate change
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Jordan Raskringle 15h
yesss!
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Nudgellie 15h
Replying to @JordanRasko @Indiegogo
Dinosaurs and queer stuff combined? That's the dream!
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🥞 ᵗᵉˡᵒᵏᵃ ᵇᵉʳʳʸ 🥞 15h
also every single one of these puns is absolutely A+. extremely good quality queer dinosaur puns, holy heck
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Jordan Raskringle 15h
So, I have a new project - Pridosaurs Pins. A series of queer dinosaur themed enamel pride pins. Campaign is live now on Indigogo. Buy my gay dinos baby!
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Jordan Raskringle 15h
Replying to @PatrickLenton
He’s going to be doing some hard time.
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Jordan Raskringle 15h
Which is worse? -the banana -people talking about the banana - people saying “see you’re talking about the banana. That means it IS art.”
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Turing Police 17h
modern and abstract art can be really good, but stuff like the banana is definitely bad. I think a great compromise would be for a single all-powerful autarch to rule over every country of the earth. Then, he or she could simply torture or kill any artist who produced subpar art.
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Moss Perricone Dec 7
Got booked to do stand up at this event and I got here and everyone is in leather harnesses and there’s hardcore porn projected on the walls and beds on the floor. I didn’t know. I’m wearing a turtleneck and I brought my cousin
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Jordan Raskringle 17h
Which hole?
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Jon ‘ho ho ho chi minh’ Piccini Dec 7
Thinking about developing a resource led export based economy, doing nothing about diversifying this for decades, then complaining we can’t transition workers out when such industries prove unsustainable.
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Jordan Raskringle 17h
Replying to @macleanbrendan
Banana hole
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Jordan Raskringle Dec 8
Replying to @Brocklesnitch
Same
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Jordan Raskringle Dec 8
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memes i have Dec 8
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Tobby Dec 8
Hey Siri draw the Venn diagram of people who say political correctness gone mad has ruined comedy and people who get very red and nude about anyone remotely affiliated with the ABC making a joke they don’t like
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