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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented . I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 24m
We have investigated, searched, scoured, and looked everywhere within Apple and have found absolutely no evidence whatsoever that AirPower exists.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 30m
Replying to @yoda @darth
It’s almost as if 🍊🤡 was just an incompetent, rambling asshole with no real loyalty to anyone or something. Weird…
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 1h
Replying to @komocode @Bloomberg
FAKE NEWS!
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 3h
This is fantastic.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 3h
The greatest dream that you have ever had. Now make it a reality.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 3h
Replying to @Dictionarycom @darth
You misspelled “ruin”.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 3h
Replying to @JonyIveParody
Android device manufacturers cheating benchmarking stats is the new “via Twitter for iPhone”.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 5h
Replying to @johncoles @HoeflerCo
Good question.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 6h
I’m about to order a thousand of these . 😍
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 7h
Always do.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 8h
If it were a Samsung watch, it never would have been purchased in the first place.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 8h
The greatest interview that we have ever done.
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Replying to @_HairForceOne
Inside every green bubble is an iPhone user just waiting to leave the Android swamp, Craig!
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 8h
Replying to @JoannaStern
. Blocked and reported, Judas Stern.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 10h
The more iPhones you buy, the quicker we dispatch them.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 22h
Replying to @mvcmendes
Accurate take.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive 22h
Replying to @_HairForceOne
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