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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive
I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented . I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 6h
“Hey Siri, why do people pirate movies and TV shows?” 🤔
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 7h
Replying to @wkrwk
Why not buy both? 🤔
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 7h
I designed it. Ergo, it’s worth $349.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 7h
Replying to @jameslsutter
😱
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 7h
Replying to @daringfireball @gruber
👍
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @JonyIveParody
“Steve Jobs would never have delayed a product’s release.”
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 7h
“Wow, this is very surprising!” —Nobody Fucking Ever
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 8h
The sooner you install iOS 11.2.5, the sooner we can stop signing it.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 8h
Sometimes I think pundits write articles knowing they’re complete bullshit in hopes that they’ll be picked up by because it will actually help them generate ad clicks. 🤔
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 8h
Replying to @komocode @tldtoday
The greatest résumé.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
Replying to @CarloDelFabbro
Back that AAC up!
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
Replying to @tldtoday
You looking for designers, too? Asking for a friend… 🤔
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
Replying to @andremzc
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
Replying to @MKBHD
Android users should be so lucky…
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
iTunes is so great that I can’t believe we just give it away for free.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
Replying to @komocode
The greatest changelog.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON TWITTER WHEN THERE IS A NEW VERSION OF ITUNES AVAILABLE. GO UPDATE ALREADY! 😱
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
AND THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE. Introducing iTunes 12.7.3. The greatest version of iTunes that we have ever released. You’re fucking welcome.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
Replying to @yoyoha
🤯
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 11h
Replying to @tveskov
The greatest white room.
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