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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive
I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented . I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 9h
Replying to @komocode
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 10h
Replying to @_inside
“Hey Siri, how do I keep a secret from getting out?” (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 15h
Replying to @steveriggins
Apple gift cards do not expire:
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 15h
The best alternative is an Apple gift card, honestly.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 15h
Replying to @_HairForceOne
What if someone buys an Amazon Alexa and uses it the buy the HomePod? 🤔
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 19h
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus for Mac: Ultra High Settings:
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 22h
Replying to @teamprimoftw
👊
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 24h
Replying to @el_frisi @macworld
Best thought you’ve ever had, Francis.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive 24h
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @komocode
Made one special just for you. 👍
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @MKBHD
Now you’re just being greedy…
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
The iMac Pro is permanently delayed until comes to his senses and switches to iPhone.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @komocode
Your mum knows all about riding things with all day battery life.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @MKBHD
Maybe a ride in *someone’s* new Tesla Roadster 2 would help change my mind, I am just saying…
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @MKBHD
OR YOU’LL WHAT!?
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Keep bitching and we’ll just keep delaying products, you ungrateful bastards.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
We’re saving the news about the iMac Pro delay until Monday.
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @jdalrymple
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ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive Nov 17
Replying to @jdalrymple
Deflated, just like your hopes of ever being invited back to one of our revolutionary keynotes, you Canadian bastard.
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